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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757722 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4800 on: March 16, 2013, 07:25:09 pm »
Derm: I can lock the topic! I am as unto a god!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4801 on: March 16, 2013, 07:25:49 pm »
What is a god to an atheist?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4802 on: March 16, 2013, 07:27:42 pm »
Unnecessary discussion.

I see that we need something to bring this thread back too good old OOC stuff.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4803 on: March 16, 2013, 07:27:43 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on March 16, 2013, 07:25:49 pm
What is a god to an atheist?
What is an athiest to a Squid?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4804 on: March 16, 2013, 07:28:37 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on March 16, 2013, 07:27:43 pm
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on March 16, 2013, 07:25:49 pm
What is a god to an atheist?
What is an athiest to a Squid?
Squid don't know how to spell "atheist", so a squid is nothing to an atheist.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4805 on: March 16, 2013, 07:29:47 pm »
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This woman was either a pissed off demigoddess, or Uma Thurman. And Uma Thurman doesn't like Star Trek.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4806 on: March 16, 2013, 07:56:59 pm »
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00:56 - The Tupper: I SHAG ONE SHEEP!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4807 on: March 16, 2013, 08:39:05 pm »


The mail is the one final hope for resurrecting a dead planet from its ashes, and the letter carriers are the brave soldiers of God in this righteous crusade. They are the defenders of the light of knowledge, free communication, and the exchange of ideas. They are the bold toters of all those little papery conduits of freedom, the white postmarked angels that whisper a message on their deliverance, a promise to the yearning: "There is hope yet."

Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4808 on: March 16, 2013, 09:52:44 pm »
<Remalle>: If it doesn't move but it should, apply crowbar.  If it moves but it shouldn't, be Gordon Freeman and apply crowbar.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4809 on: March 16, 2013, 10:01:32 pm »
Quote from: ShoesandHats on March 16, 2013, 09:58:03 pm
Hell, I wouldn't call that flirting. That's borderline leprechaun rape.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4810 on: March 16, 2013, 10:53:48 pm »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on March 16, 2013, 03:56:39 pm
You can't get away with that shit if you're not capable of blowing a guy up with your left nostril.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4811 on: March 17, 2013, 08:27:09 am »
Quote from: RedKing on March 17, 2013, 08:21:41 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4812 on: March 17, 2013, 06:09:31 pm »
. . . Ignore this.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2013, 06:12:39 pm by Corai »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4813 on: March 17, 2013, 08:53:01 pm »
Quote from: Korbac on March 17, 2013, 08:50:24 pm
It sounds like he's massively intelligent, and has not only grasped that the world can't go on the way it is, but also that he is incapable of changing anything and SalmonGod is his only recourse.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
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In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4814 on: March 18, 2013, 10:04:53 am »
Quote from: Japa on March 15, 2013, 12:16:52 pm
It is happy when my bones make valuable jewelry.
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