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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4740 on: March 10, 2013, 08:18:24 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4741 on: March 10, 2013, 09:30:10 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4742 on: March 10, 2013, 09:34:35 pm »
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This just in: The Japanese are Klingons.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4743 on: March 11, 2013, 12:52:58 am »
Quote from: Burnt Pies on March 10, 2013, 08:54:43 pm
I had a butcher's cleaver all ready for that monkey, too. Was kinda anticlimactic when you managed to floor him just before he got onto the shuttle.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4744 on: March 11, 2013, 12:54:14 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on March 11, 2013, 12:42:34 pm
It's not like the GLORIOUS LEADER wouldn't punch the bullets out of the air with the power of THE WORKER'S FIST.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4745 on: March 11, 2013, 05:01:35 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 11, 2013, 12:54:14 pm
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on March 11, 2013, 12:42:34 pm
It's not like the GLORIOUS LEADER wouldn't punch the bullets out of the air with the power of THE WORKER'S FIST.
Damn it.

Quote from: Kadzar on March 11, 2013, 01:53:18 pm
if I was Canadian I would totally join the Motorcycle Knights.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4746 on: March 11, 2013, 11:59:10 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4747 on: March 12, 2013, 01:47:13 am »
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Oh man, if I had that in my shower I wouldn't know whether to get aroused, or terrified.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4748 on: March 12, 2013, 07:53:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4749 on: March 12, 2013, 08:42:26 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4750 on: March 12, 2013, 10:41:33 am »
Quote from: RedKing on March 12, 2013, 09:59:16 am
During the summer, I just cram everything in my pants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4751 on: March 12, 2013, 11:19:41 am »
Quote from: SalmonGod on March 12, 2013, 10:41:33 am
Quote from: RedKing on March 12, 2013, 09:59:16 am
During the summer, I just cram everything in my pants.
Somehow I knew that was going to end up here. xD
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4752 on: March 12, 2013, 12:29:37 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 12, 2013, 11:19:41 am
Quote from: SalmonGod on March 12, 2013, 10:41:33 am
Quote from: RedKing on March 12, 2013, 09:59:16 am
During the summer, I just cram everything in my pants.
Somehow I knew that was going to end up here. xD

You have a knack for phrasing things just right :D

Quote from: Hanslanda on March 12, 2013, 01:49:09 am
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Quote from: mcclay on March 12, 2013, 10:16:47 am
Man, I wish I had North Korean blankets. Then I could sell it and get two cups of snow! TWO!
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4753 on: March 12, 2013, 02:15:23 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on March 12, 2013, 09:32:20 am
Candlejack is a pretty cool guy. He submits post an
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4754 on: March 12, 2013, 03:38:50 pm »
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[3:36:26 PM] Ochi-Buttle: And my graze is just
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