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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1765070 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4710 on: March 01, 2013, 08:22:23 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on March 01, 2013, 08:16:46 pm
I got a dog.  I know little girls are better, but having a pet little girl is kind of fucked up and also dogs are man's best friend.

Granted, I'm probably gonna marry the dog, so maybe this is all relative.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4711 on: March 02, 2013, 01:01:45 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on March 01, 2013, 06:29:32 pm
It's not like the North Koreans are going to kill us all by utilizing their newfound basketball skills to Slam Dunk a suitcase nuke in downtown Seoul.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4712 on: March 02, 2013, 08:02:45 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4713 on: March 02, 2013, 09:07:14 pm »
Quote from: Janet on March 02, 2013, 09:03:48 pm
What the fuck happened when I looked away for like. Five seconds. Why am I apparently suspended on the ceiling.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4714 on: March 02, 2013, 09:59:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4715 on: March 04, 2013, 01:39:45 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4716 on: March 04, 2013, 06:57:28 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on March 04, 2013, 05:16:17 pm
Is this going to be another happy exoskeletal animals intermission?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4717 on: March 05, 2013, 07:57:57 am »
Quote from: misko27 on March 05, 2013, 07:55:50 am
Also, If nothing else, I will pass the 48 hour mark simply to prove I can. So many naysayers about that particular mark. I have to say, I have alot of confidence in my body. I can do it. I am stubbborn enough that halucinations will not convince me. Hell, I was the guy who, once, at the tender age of seven, decided there was nothing wrong with suddenly peeing blood
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4718 on: March 05, 2013, 09:32:30 pm »
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9:30 PM - Ancient Tyrael: dunno yet im waiting for the climax
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4719 on: March 05, 2013, 11:00:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4720 on: March 06, 2013, 12:02:38 am »
Quote from: SalmonGod on March 05, 2013, 10:08:02 pm
When I get home from work, I'll begin Day Two: Congratulations You're A Junkie Now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4721 on: March 06, 2013, 01:48:03 pm »
Quote from: Vector on March 06, 2013, 01:44:20 pm
i speak seven languages and i am currently trying to peel jam off of my forehead
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4722 on: March 07, 2013, 12:48:32 am »
Quote from: Graknorke on March 06, 2013, 05:23:08 pm
Yeah, it's not a literal horse with a horn. That would be stupid. It's just a narwhal with a rebreather.

Quote from: Frumple on March 06, 2013, 06:45:06 pm
That legolas and johnny depp are boinking each other or whatever. There's no need to be confused.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 12:50:40 am by SalmonGod »
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4723 on: March 07, 2013, 02:14:33 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on March 07, 2013, 02:13:08 pm
It was worse if you weighed the same as a duck.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4724 on: March 07, 2013, 04:37:16 pm »
Quote from: Nadaka on March 07, 2013, 04:31:45 pm
We should start denying the holocaust of the crab people.
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W-we just... wanted our...
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