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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711409 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4590 on: February 10, 2013, 05:18:28 pm »
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Splint: Let's not. I'd rather not jerk off a cosmic horror.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4591 on: February 10, 2013, 05:34:18 pm »
Quote from: Corai on February 10, 2013, 05:18:28 pm
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Splint: Let's not. I'd rather not jerk off a cosmic horror.
Wait so some people aren't turned on by the unknowable horrors from beyond the veil of the universe?

This changes my worldview.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4592 on: February 10, 2013, 05:36:34 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on February 10, 2013, 05:34:18 pm
Quote from: Corai on February 10, 2013, 05:18:28 pm
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Splint: Let's not. I'd rather not jerk off a cosmic horror.
Wait so some people aren't turned on by the unknowable horrors from beyond the veil of the universe tentacle porn?

This changes my worldview.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4593 on: February 10, 2013, 05:43:52 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on February 10, 2013, 05:34:18 pm
Quote from: Corai on February 10, 2013, 05:18:28 pm
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Splint: Let's not. I'd rather not jerk off a cosmic horror.
Wait so some people aren't turned on by the unknowable horrors from beyond the veil of the universe?

This changes my worldview.
[23:42] <Dutchling> or maybe someone had sex before their genitalia turned into squibly tentacles

Quote from: Xantalos on February 10, 2013, 10:26:01 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4594 on: February 10, 2013, 10:52:01 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on February 10, 2013, 10:14:01 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 10, 2013, 10:06:32 pm
Quote from: Descan on February 10, 2013, 10:05:55 pm
Man, Icelandic žorn is the best žorn. I was žorn again when I saw Icelandic žorn for the first time.
žorn to be alive.
žorn to be wiiiiiiild~.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4595 on: February 11, 2013, 03:38:46 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4596 on: February 11, 2013, 07:16:26 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4597 on: February 11, 2013, 10:33:28 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4598 on: February 11, 2013, 11:19:45 am »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4599 on: February 12, 2013, 02:10:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4600 on: February 12, 2013, 02:24:28 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on February 10, 2013, 05:34:18 pm
Quote from: Corai on February 10, 2013, 05:18:28 pm
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Splint: Let's not. I'd rather not jerk off a cosmic horror.
Wait so some people aren't turned on by the unknowable horrors from beyond the veil of the universe?

This changes my worldview.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4601 on: February 12, 2013, 06:30:46 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on February 12, 2013, 06:22:58 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4602 on: February 12, 2013, 09:30:22 pm »
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PSI: We can move to Sweden.
Corai: Then send the Swedes to death camps.

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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4603 on: February 12, 2013, 09:33:10 pm »
Quote from: Corai on February 12, 2013, 09:30:22 pm
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PSI: We can move to Sweden.
Corai: Then send the Swedes to death camps.

You make me hate being in class right now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4604 on: February 12, 2013, 10:28:48 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on February 12, 2013, 05:56:36 pm
I just headshot a squirrel from 2 map tiles away.

Quote from: Karnewarrior on February 12, 2013, 06:26:17 pm
I must go, the library needs me.
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