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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711312 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4545 on: January 30, 2013, 09:39:44 pm »

And that is how all of Western Northern Carolina gained half a dozen levels in swimming.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4546 on: January 31, 2013, 02:01:08 am »

you have the look of someone I could fit inside me and not have any parts poking out.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4547 on: January 31, 2013, 12:48:10 pm »

"No time to explain! Get in the canoe!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4548 on: January 31, 2013, 05:55:42 pm »

It's like going on a long and perilous journey full of danger and wonder, but wherever you go, there is T-Rex Charles Barkely and he taunts your shitty dunking skills.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4549 on: January 31, 2013, 10:44:12 pm »

I forgot to check the spelling while it was murdering me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4550 on: February 01, 2013, 02:27:43 am »

Yea and truly, humanity will have reached its pinnacle only when one can give someone else three thousand cat gifs and flip them off at the same time.
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4551 on: February 01, 2013, 01:28:15 pm »

Oh god... it's the last charge of the guidos.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4552 on: February 01, 2013, 03:11:40 pm »

That's not even the first fetus forest I've seen
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4553 on: February 02, 2013, 12:35:11 am »

I never knew minimalism involved cocaine and weed all over the floor!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4554 on: February 02, 2013, 04:11:56 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4555 on: February 02, 2013, 03:53:07 pm »

Murdering babies is okay if you think they might be evil babies.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4556 on: February 02, 2013, 04:40:00 pm »

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Gatleos: Then I realized "oh right caterpillars aren't fucking reptiles"
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Gatleos: Clearly air pollution makes caterpillars turn into salamanders

Said directly after the other, but still works as a second quote. Why yes I did come back hours later just to add another quote that was right in front of my face from the very beginning why do you ask
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4557 on: February 03, 2013, 07:45:37 am »

I find it really sad that I cannot be a malevolent predator without a water purifier and a steak knife.  :(

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4558 on: February 03, 2013, 08:37:01 pm »

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[19:14]   Vorthon   LEARNING IS FUN! :V
[19:15]   adwarf   lies
[19:15]   adwarf   LEARNING IS PURE EVIL
[19:15]   Vorthon   but knowledge is powwaaaaaaaaah.
[19:15]   adwarf   LIES
[19:15]   adwarf   POWAH IS POWAH
[19:16]   Vorthon   builds a railgun using KNOWLEDGE. Shoots Adwarf in the foot, "KNOWLEDGE, BITCH!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4559 on: February 04, 2013, 01:26:55 am »

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<Remalle>: And then these newfangled tongues were invented and suddenly everybody was going around licking everyone.
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