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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4500 on: January 19, 2013, 12:24:14 pm »
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Weaponized Knowledge: why haven't magic missle sales skyrocketed after the last mage attack?
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Weaponized Knowledge: tell the nerd girls you're a fucking dragon
Weaponized Knowledge: then prove it
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Weaponized Knowledge: i've only ever headlocked 3 baptist priests
Weaponized Knowledge: and i'm not confident in more than 4
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4501 on: January 19, 2013, 01:43:33 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on January 19, 2013, 12:59:31 am
You got that one, but not my comedy gold concussions one from yesterday (I think? Too many concussions to remember.)

I am shocked. A little.
To be fair, it was around midnight as I was browsing the forums one last time before going to sleep. A reference to Bill Nye was the last thing my sleepy mind expected in the rage thread, and it made me burst out laughing. Hence the post.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4502 on: January 19, 2013, 09:35:00 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on January 19, 2013, 11:05:40 am
No, not like that >.<

I meant you murdering them and eating them.\
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4503 on: January 20, 2013, 11:12:39 am »
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What started out as a young adult's fantasy about kissing your own sister and telekinesis became a full fledged Spongebob ripoff
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4504 on: January 20, 2013, 02:34:01 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on January 20, 2013, 01:55:31 pm
If it were, it would be hard to use it to fight evil. That is, unless the supervillain was some kind of sexually active farm animal.
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4505 on: January 20, 2013, 03:42:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4506 on: January 20, 2013, 10:03:09 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on January 20, 2013, 10:01:45 pm
"life" isn't really on the list of things I value.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4507 on: January 21, 2013, 08:07:20 pm »
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<GlyphGryph> Ok, that works
<GlyphGryph> Wait now its a burger
<GlyphGryph> It was working
<GlyphGryph> But it turned into a hamburger
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<GlyphGryph> Maybe I will OH FUCK MORE BURGERS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4508 on: January 22, 2013, 05:07:36 pm »
Quote from: hemmingjay on January 22, 2013, 04:27:47 pm
Violating personal morals often leads to feelings of guilt.
Violating the law often results in anal rape.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4509 on: January 22, 2013, 08:57:35 pm »
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20:56   Wrex   AND YOU SMACK HIS INSIDES
20:56   Wrex   UNTIL HE EXPLODES
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4510 on: January 22, 2013, 11:31:07 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on January 22, 2013, 11:29:16 pm
\The answer to your question is that one adds a d and the enigma of powered garlic is solved.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4511 on: January 23, 2013, 03:13:39 am »
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COUNT SOME SHEEP BITCH

Wait... the clock on the wall...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4512 on: January 23, 2013, 04:23:53 am »
a) no source
b) quoting webcomics is against the spirit of this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4513 on: January 23, 2013, 07:15:10 am »
Quote from: Sheb on January 23, 2013, 06:53:04 am
And I don't care if I sound like prehistoric Hitler.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4514 on: January 24, 2013, 01:47:27 am »
Quote from: Objective on January 24, 2013, 01:25:14 am
Mother: Doctor, my son can't understand the writings on children books at all! What should I do?

Doctor: You should give him some more meth.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.
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