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Loud Whispers

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4470 on: January 15, 2013, 04:29:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4471 on: January 15, 2013, 05:20:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4472 on: January 15, 2013, 07:32:12 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4473 on: January 16, 2013, 02:23:33 pm »
Quote from: Robot Parade Leader on January 16, 2013, 01:57:47 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4474 on: January 16, 2013, 04:20:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4475 on: January 16, 2013, 05:38:44 pm »
Quote from: peregarrett on January 16, 2013, 01:52:35 pm
This is a masterful clay brick shit by Peregarrett on 2013.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4476 on: January 16, 2013, 05:59:59 pm »
Quote from: Janet on January 16, 2013, 03:15:19 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4477 on: January 16, 2013, 06:06:10 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on January 15, 2013, 03:13:54 pm
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Quote from: Kadzar on January 15, 2013, 02:13:02 pm
I'm not sure exactly what you're referring to here, but I'm just now imagining you engaging in some sort of erotic act with a ladyfriend, when suddenly an endless supply of demons bursts forth from somebody's orifice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4478 on: January 16, 2013, 06:25:41 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 16, 2013, 06:22:42 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4479 on: January 16, 2013, 07:08:22 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on January 16, 2013, 05:18:26 pm
Jesus Christ came down from heaven and personally wrote the Constitution of the United States of America in the blood of Brits with a quill plucked from the first Bald Eagle on the North American continent.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4480 on: January 17, 2013, 01:00:25 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on January 17, 2013, 12:34:47 pm
Whenever I beat that guy, he accuses me of thinking of pornstars >.>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4481 on: January 18, 2013, 01:19:41 am »
Quote from: Toaster on January 18, 2013, 01:17:10 am
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4482 on: January 18, 2013, 04:34:30 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 16, 2013, 08:58:46 pm
I really loved the sequences where Subaru was getting into fistfights with Orks inside an unstable power plant..
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4483 on: January 18, 2013, 11:19:24 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4484 on: January 18, 2013, 02:28:18 pm »
Quote from: Descan on January 18, 2013, 02:27:16 pm
Then we aren't cuddling hard enough. HARDER. HARDER

Quote from: penguinofhonor on January 18, 2013, 02:57:51 pm
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Quote from: Tellemurius on January 18, 2013, 02:38:28 pm
you do that, i research better ways to make Kurt Russel a better flamethrower
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