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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762999 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4455 on: January 11, 2013, 11:36:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4456 on: January 12, 2013, 02:13:32 am »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on January 11, 2013, 07:51:33 pm
I now have a mental image of a large slingshot that shoots rabid lawyers at other lawyers to bite them.
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4457 on: January 12, 2013, 05:49:56 pm »
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Furtuka: are we in a toilet?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4458 on: January 13, 2013, 01:43:53 am »
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<Remalle>: Not unless you have a surgically implanted cat womb
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4459 on: January 13, 2013, 01:40:36 pm »
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4460 on: January 13, 2013, 11:26:05 pm »
Quote from: StLeibowitz on January 13, 2013, 09:34:53 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4461 on: January 14, 2013, 03:06:21 am »
Quote from: piecewise on January 14, 2013, 02:57:54 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4462 on: January 14, 2013, 03:08:20 am »
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Then a wild male bear appeared!

ASUME THE POSITION!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4463 on: January 14, 2013, 10:33:53 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4464 on: January 14, 2013, 02:56:23 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 14, 2013, 10:33:53 am
Quote from: CaptainLambcake on January 13, 2013, 10:17:55 pm
man what a helpful douche


Aforementioned helpful douche, reporting for duty, sir.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4465 on: January 14, 2013, 03:05:26 pm »
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<Remalle> I would grope plants for profit
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4466 on: January 14, 2013, 08:11:49 pm »
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[19:03]   Remalle   TYLER DURDEN IS LUKE'S DAD
[19:04]   Willsauce   no he's an android that runs on soap
[19:05]   Furtuka   sooooaaaaaaaaaaaap
[19:05]   Remalle   TYLER DURDEN KILLS DUMBLEDORE
[19:06]   Remalle   TYLER DURDEN WAS HIS SLED
[19:06]   SomeStupidGuy   TYLER DURDEN IS ACTUALLY A GHOST
[19:06]   Remalle   TYLER DURDEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE
[19:07]   Willsauce   the soap is made out of people
[19:07]   Furtuka   TYLER DURDEN WAS U.N. OWEN
[19:07]   Willsauce   SOILENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF SOAP
[19:07]   Furtuka   TYLER DURDEN IS A GIRL
[19:08]   SomeStupidGuy   TYLER DURDEN IS PLANTS, WHICH ARE KILLING EVERYONE SOMEHOW
[19:08]   Hubris   TYLER DURDEN IS THE ONE
[19:08]   Alexor   TYLER DURDEN IS ALLERGIC TO EARTH BACTERIA
[19:09]   Furtuka   TYLER DURDEN CREATED OUR UNIVERSE
[19:09]   Remalle   TYLER DURDEN IS A HORCRUX
[19:09]   Hubris   TYLER DURDEN IS CHUCK NORRIS
[19:10]   Alexor   EVERYTHING THAT HAS TRANSPIRED WAS ALL PART OF TYLER DURDEN'S MASTER PLAN
[19:10]   Furtuka   TYLER DURDEN WAS BEING MANIPULATED BY A GODDESS
[19:10]   Remalle   TYLER DURDEN DIED FOR YOUR SINS
[19:10]   Alexor   TYLER DURDEN WAS ON EARTH ALL ALONG
[19:10]   Remalle   TYLER DURDEN IS BRUCE WAYNE
[19:10]   Alexor   (these are fun to think up)
[19:11]   Hubris   THE SKY ABOVE TYLER DURDEN'S HOUSE IS PINK
[19:11]   Remalle   no it's not
[19:11]   Hubris   YES IT IS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4467 on: January 14, 2013, 11:58:27 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 14, 2013, 09:46:11 pm
Hey. We have grenade launchers and C4 for a reason. Blowing up demonic zombie-cars.
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4468 on: January 15, 2013, 02:32:04 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4469 on: January 15, 2013, 02:36:39 am »
<Kamin>: I will die how I lived--plugging a fat German dude

Unrelated:

<Kamin>: I feel like a tiny owl being petted right now.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.
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