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[Darvi]

occupying France is like invading Russia in the wintertime, naked, riding on aardvarks and waving inflatable flailing arm tube men like they're reasonable weapons.

too much sense

[Hanslanda]

<Furtuka>: God has a lot of eyebrows

Later:

<Furtuka>: I SHALL COMBAT GODS EYEBROWS WITH THE POWER OF SPARKLES

[Solifuge]

2. You must post only one whole excerpt per quote. I don't mind if you have to trim the top or bottom from a post as long as whatever you quote is an unbroken passage. It's too easy to find a long post and edit out every word except "...I...eat...socks...". It's also not funny at all and goes against the purpose of this thread.


>:[

On that note.

Not a total guideline.

This thread is odd. Anyone can easily find a good way of letting everyone know you have a trim bottom. It's too easy to eat socks. It's also against the purpose of this thread. No contributions can discuss another thread. This doesn't mean that you can't. Make sure that you're actually bloody apparent about some guy's duck-loving. Seriously, that's your arse.

[FuzzyZergling]

That's why Canada spends all it's money on fighting global warming, because they're polar bears.

[Darvi]

"I'm sorry sir, but I am legally required to eat your baby."

"Very good. Carry on. But I'm afraid you'll have to strangle him, since I have just stolen all your weapons, in accordance with global law."

Then when the target is half dead, the firemen leave and my leader Psy comes out and converts them with his epic dance moves.

It's pretty hard to resist!

[Mr Space Cat]

I can imagine the crowd sharing baby as a man was executed for say, lying.

We were lucky the Goblins wasted so many arrows on the cat farm.

[MrWillsauce]

That's a big twinky

[SalmonGod]

We are like the good guy borg if the good guy borg had bipolar disorder and had a inbred cousin. that they dated.

[Darvi]

I'm gonna stop, these are the worst dicks I've ever drawn.

KING OF THE WEASELS: oh ***, japanese thomas the tank engine character.

It's okay, there'll be more balls.

KING OF THE WEASELS: I AM WILL SMITH INSERT CHILD INTO MY TEETH DUNGEON

[Remalle]

* Eagleon rolls around on his back pawing at the air, mewling like a moron

[PanH]

Humans settled Australia, they can settle Mars.

[Ehndras]

"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin"

[Scelly9]

You know that if a lawyer bites you, you become a lawyer seven days later, right? We need some sort of ranged weapon to deal with that.
Which brings me to the Slingshot proposal.

[Hanslanda]

You know that if a lawyer bites you, you become a lawyer seven days later, right? We need some sort of ranged weapon to deal with that.
Which brings me to the Slingshot proposal.

You are... So fast. o.O I posted that like three minutes ago.

[Scelly9]

Exactly 59 seconds.