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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762992 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4425 on: January 07, 2013, 12:16:56 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4426 on: January 07, 2013, 06:09:06 pm »
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Jumping on my melons always makes them explode...this isn't going according to plan.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4427 on: January 08, 2013, 12:22:32 pm »
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<TheZoomZoll> Josephos is like Jesus
<TheZoomZoll> You know hes there but can't be sure

Quote from: lorb on January 08, 2013, 12:36:10 pm
There is something you have to keep secret while you are perfectly fine to share melons and spaceanuses with us?
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4428 on: January 08, 2013, 04:12:57 pm »
Quote from: Knight of Fools on January 08, 2013, 03:45:51 pm
He probably thought it was the sickest party ever, where everyone was stoned and drinking drugs and they were like "no dude don't drink that much drugs" and he was like "eff you man I do what I want" and he died.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4429 on: January 08, 2013, 07:04:00 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on January 08, 2013, 06:43:45 pm
I recently opened a thread on Eugenics, a few good ideas might pop up there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4430 on: January 08, 2013, 07:52:24 pm »
I'm hoping on someone sigging that thing :D
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4431 on: January 08, 2013, 08:17:52 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on January 08, 2013, 08:03:34 pm
[It] seems like a pretty bad solution when you can just kick the ethical ball into the geneticist court.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4432 on: January 09, 2013, 08:43:38 am »
-Mhph, snipped-

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4433 on: January 09, 2013, 10:39:24 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4434 on: January 09, 2013, 12:18:38 pm »
Alright.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4435 on: January 09, 2013, 04:45:52 pm »
Quote from: Descan on January 09, 2013, 01:35:54 am
Take a segment of kobold speech.

Run it through a nonsense-generator.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4436 on: January 09, 2013, 07:01:02 pm »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on January 09, 2013, 06:28:46 pm
People just want to chat about stupid things like [...] women.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4437 on: January 09, 2013, 07:06:16 pm »
2. You must post only one whole excerpt per quote. I don't mind if you have to trim the top or bottom from a post as long as whatever you quote is an unbroken passage. It's too easy to find a long post and edit out every word except "...I...eat...socks...". It's also not funny at all and goes against the purpose of this thread.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4438 on: January 09, 2013, 07:09:57 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4439 on: January 09, 2013, 07:29:07 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 09, 2013, 07:06:16 pm
2. You must post only one whole excerpt per quote. I don't mind if you have to trim the top or bottom from a post as long as whatever you quote is an unbroken passage. It's too easy to find a long post and edit out every word except "...I...eat...socks...". It's also not funny at all and goes against the purpose of this thread.


>:[

Considering that the full quote is

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on January 09, 2013, 06:28:46 pm
People just want to chat about stupid things like football scores and women.

I'd say that it conforms to the spirit of the law.
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