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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711345 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4350 on: December 28, 2012, 04:05:46 pm »
Quote from: nekronuke on December 28, 2012, 03:18:01 pm
Add my corrosive spear forehead dicks, that give prone to rage on male dwarves, oh, and they're graspers

Oh, and make them not attach to the forehead

BONUS: Make them a separate entity that affixes itself the forehead

(i previously tried to follow in risugami's footsteps and add horrific phallic objects to dwarves)
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4351 on: December 28, 2012, 04:43:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4352 on: December 28, 2012, 05:29:04 pm »
Quote from: fqllve on December 28, 2012, 05:26:28 pm
It's like watching a car crash into something that isn't actually there and then explode.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4353 on: December 28, 2012, 10:32:21 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on December 28, 2012, 10:31:01 pm
I need to burn off my hatred of Jews. This works out nicely.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4354 on: December 28, 2012, 10:34:55 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on December 28, 2012, 10:32:21 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on December 28, 2012, 10:31:01 pm
I need to burn off my hatred of Jews. This works out nicely.
THIS QUOTE WAS IN CHARACTER FOR ANYONE WATCHING
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4355 on: December 28, 2012, 10:36:22 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on December 28, 2012, 10:34:55 pm
Quote from: Thecard on December 28, 2012, 10:32:21 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on December 28, 2012, 10:31:01 pm
I need to burn off my hatred of Jews. This works out nicely.
THIS QUOTE WAS IN CHARACTER FOR ANYONE WATCHING
I was really, really hoping you'd see that.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4356 on: December 28, 2012, 11:17:01 pm »
Oh, and:
Quote from: Descan on December 28, 2012, 11:07:33 pm
it's funny because penis

God, I love these forums.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4357 on: December 29, 2012, 12:43:24 am »
Quote from: Thecard on December 28, 2012, 11:17:01 pm
Oh, and:
Quote from: Descan on December 28, 2012, 11:07:33 pm
it's funny because [WHAT]

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Yea, and I love how people miss the point.

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There are to be no quotes specifically involving the crotch/ass region solely because it involves the region.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4358 on: December 29, 2012, 12:44:31 am »
That rule's been broken so many times duct tape won't fix it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4359 on: December 29, 2012, 12:57:38 am »
I thought it was funny more because he was using the word "penis" in a way it isn't typically used, but alright. 
I do have trouble focusing after the meds wear off, so I might be applying humor to something other people don't find humorous.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4360 on: December 29, 2012, 02:29:48 pm »
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we should just drop a crateful of Princess Dolls on that guy, sit back, relax and loot its smoking, broken corpse once the screaming ends.

Another forum, but seemed like a good addition to the thread.

source = https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/wintersday/Overpowered-Toys/first#post1076398
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4361 on: December 29, 2012, 06:47:15 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4362 on: December 29, 2012, 08:59:22 pm »
Quote from: Bloax on December 29, 2012, 11:17:59 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4363 on: December 30, 2012, 12:39:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4364 on: December 30, 2012, 12:49:47 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 29, 2012, 04:27:03 pm
Someone who dies before he can attack me is exactly as tolerant as everyone else...probably a bit less.
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