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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756661 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4335 on: December 25, 2012, 03:44:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4336 on: December 25, 2012, 07:44:11 pm »



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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4337 on: December 26, 2012, 01:24:19 am »

Where the Nazis won and conquered the Galaxy with their awesome uniforms, then lost to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and rocks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4338 on: December 26, 2012, 01:58:54 am »

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01:54   Remalle   I want your dog
01:55   Eagleon   Nu can't have :< You can come pet it though.
01:55   Remalle   I will!  wer u liv?
01:55   Eagleon   o.o Wisconsin
01:55   Remalle   I'll be right over
01:56   Eagleon   123 Wisconsin Ave, Wisconsin City, Wisconsin, 532WI
01:56   Remalle   Ok, I'm here, open the door please
01:57   Eagleon   I can't I'm potato
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4339 on: December 26, 2012, 02:14:53 am »

I am three sheets to the wind, because jeagermeister is a christmas drink, it hjas a reindeer.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4340 on: December 26, 2012, 01:55:56 pm »

There is only so much i can do if they keep walking into my bullets.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4341 on: December 26, 2012, 06:40:34 pm »

I'm seeing an undershot of a hippo with too many testicles.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4342 on: December 26, 2012, 06:47:00 pm »

Just another walk in the FUCKING OMGZOMBIEHEDGEHOGPPL park.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4343 on: December 26, 2012, 09:03:41 pm »

It may be long, but it's still pretty bereft of context!

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Willsauce: YES
Willsauce: I AM COMPLETE
(Admin) James Griffin: Fuuuuu
(Admin) James Griffin: uuuuuuu
(Admin) James Griffin: uuuuuuuck
Willsauce: wussup GG?
(Admin) James Griffin: Yes, we are fucked, shit out of luck
Willsauce: wussup?
(Admin) James Griffin: Now he's complete and his dick we must suck
Cript: Shit
Willsauce: yep
Cript: What did you do?
Willsauce: challenge me to a rock off
(Admin) James Griffin: The world will be mine (well, his) and we're first in lin
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Willsauce: HEY
Willsauce: those are my lines
(Admin) James Griffin: So say the next two :P
Willsauce: You brought me the meteorite and now you shall both
Willsauce: DIE
(Admin) James Griffin: Waaaaait
(Admin) James Griffin: Wait!
(Admin) James Griffin: WAIT, YOU MOTHERUFKCER
(Admin) James Griffin: We challenge you
(Admin) James Griffin: to a SPACE OFF
(Admin) James Griffin: Give me one chance to KNIFE YOUR FACE OFF
Willsauce: *profanity*
Willsauce: the demonite code prevents me
Willsauce: from declining a space off challenge
Willsauce: etc
...
(Admin) James Griffin: If I win
(Admin) James Griffin: I get your armor
Willsauce: hmm
Willsauce: no
Willsauce: I suck at living, remember?
(Admin) James Griffin: You are supposed to say
(Admin) James Griffin: "And what if I win?"
Willsauce: and what if I win
Willsauce: then I can take cript back to space?
(Admin) James Griffin: To be your little bitch
Willsauce: can't wait
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4344 on: December 26, 2012, 09:39:55 pm »

So you can’t live without a little woman in you?

Or something.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4345 on: December 27, 2012, 12:47:45 am »

Lord Commissar Gandalf the White shall be your DMPC.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4346 on: December 27, 2012, 12:58:48 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4348 on: December 27, 2012, 09:54:56 pm »

Can you high five an orca? I'm about to damn well try!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4349 on: December 28, 2012, 02:25:01 pm »

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