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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711447 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4305 on: December 17, 2012, 01:40:33 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on December 15, 2012, 06:59:13 am
The Stupid Thread 2: Return of Hitler-Stabbing
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4306 on: December 17, 2012, 07:38:11 am »
Quote from: Drazinononda on December 17, 2012, 12:30:36 am
Note that when these fine gentlemen suggest to kill the offenders, they do mean to use creative, i.e. non-military means.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4307 on: December 17, 2012, 10:14:22 am »
Quote from: RedKing on December 17, 2012, 10:10:47 am
American superiority was powered by Betty Boop eyes and neon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4308 on: December 18, 2012, 01:15:24 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4309 on: December 18, 2012, 10:49:23 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on December 18, 2012, 10:39:13 pm
Fucking finally.
Really needs a comma, though...
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4310 on: December 19, 2012, 12:11:33 am »
Quote from: Nadaka on December 18, 2012, 11:53:13 pm
At the very least you would have to find some free range humans from the deep amazon or something if you care about your health.

Quote from: Hanslanda on December 18, 2012, 11:57:28 pm
I feel like I should either set you on fire, or start a religion based around you...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4311 on: December 19, 2012, 07:41:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4312 on: December 19, 2012, 11:31:48 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on December 19, 2012, 11:15:53 am
Now I'll have to buy a fishing rod to go to kindergarden and reel in kids.

"It's okay - they're stupid! They don't feel a thing!"
« Last Edit: December 19, 2012, 09:18:17 pm by PanH »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4313 on: December 19, 2012, 09:14:24 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 19, 2012, 09:12:19 pm
My rage is I came here to rage and all I see is lots of textual orangutans and butt-pipes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4314 on: December 19, 2012, 09:26:55 pm »
<Shinotsa>: Kung-fu Jello Dragon?

Quote from: Facekillz058 on December 19, 2012, 09:47:16 pm
Children are just like... seeds. Plant them, and they'll grow. Eat them, and, well, that was a short lived victory.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2012, 09:51:15 pm by Hanslanda »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4315 on: December 19, 2012, 09:53:49 pm »
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Quote from: dei on December 19, 2012, 07:15:38 pm
Oh god what have I done.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4316 on: December 19, 2012, 10:40:35 pm »
Quote from: Novel on December 19, 2012, 05:49:19 am
Also, please suggest what you have just said to us to anyone who isn't on the internet. Preferably a muscly black man.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4317 on: December 20, 2012, 01:41:06 am »
Quote from: Thecard on December 20, 2012, 01:30:28 am
Well, when you take into consideration the fact that whenever I hear the word "belarus" I see the love-child of my German teacher and a humpback whale...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4318 on: December 20, 2012, 02:04:01 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on December 19, 2012, 02:56:57 pm
And then the sad thread was the "how to efficiently eat shit" thread.

Quote from: Criptfeind on December 19, 2012, 08:51:11 pm
Rats go in Dodos come out, can't explain that.

Quote from: dei on December 19, 2012, 05:45:36 pm
It's like comparing a teddy bear you give to your kid on their birthday with a foaming at the mouth grizzly that will make you die to death while spouting somewhat offensive memes.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2012, 03:21:55 am by SalmonGod »
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As the end will come so soon
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4319 on: December 20, 2012, 09:34:43 am »
Quote from: misko27 on December 19, 2012, 06:44:24 pm
So, you're the Oraungutan? And Pandora Radio Is your pipe? And Firefox is the sadistic sex scientists in labcoats?

Quote from: da_nang on December 20, 2012, 01:53:19 pm
you're just supposed to tell the fish inside you to stop fucking your brain.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2012, 02:01:43 pm by RedKing »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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