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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762714 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4290 on: December 14, 2012, 08:51:32 pm »

Well, I'm convinced. Let's have lots of gay sex so ducks can become sapient.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4291 on: December 15, 2012, 12:07:18 am »

Well, lumbermen needs shirts to cut trees. A lumberman without one is like a dwarf without booze, or a kangaroo without gloving boxes.
I thought they used axes?  Guess I'm just not as well traveled.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4292 on: December 15, 2012, 12:09:37 am »

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<Furtuka> I am taking all your ale
<James Griffin> ]I have 6 ales
<James Griffin> so that is
<James Griffin> impossible
<James Griffin> because I am drinking it all
<James Griffin> GULP GULP GUILP
<James Griffin> DRUNK
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4293 on: December 15, 2012, 02:16:18 am »

Similarity is a small price to pay for beards tucked into belts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4294 on: December 15, 2012, 05:22:12 am »

Darvi is saying you're a little redheaded girl with a mushroom addiction and an axe fetish that shanks woodland creatures for personal amusement. Zat more clear?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4295 on: December 15, 2012, 09:05:08 pm »

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02:55   <PhantomG12>: Cage Royale. Cagefinger. Live and Let Cage. The Cage Is Not Enough...
02:55   <Willsauce>: Forrest Cage
02:55   <PhantomG12>: Dr. Cagelove
02:55   <scriver>: The Seventh Cage.
02:56   <PhantomG12>: Good Cage Hunting.
02:56   <Willsauce>: The Excagecist
02:56   <PhantomG12>: Cage Ass
02:56   <scriver>: Dr. Strangecage.
02:56   <Kagus>: Mad Cage
02:56   <PhantomG12>: Nicholas Psycho.
02:56   <Caellath>: Cagetrix.
02:56   <Caellath>: Cage should play Neo.
02:56   <RedWarrior0>: The Cage Team
02:56   <Kagus>: Mad Cage: Beyond Thundercage
02:56   <Willsauce>: Mad Cage 3: Thundercage
02:57   <PhantomG12>: Watercage.
02:57   <PhantomG12>: Alternatively, Cageworld.
02:57   <Kagus>: With Master-Cager.
02:57   <RedWarrior0>: Saving Private Cage
02:57   <scriver>: Beast-Cager
02:57   <Kagus>: Cagelander, I suppose.  "There can be only Cage"
02:58   <RedWarrior0>: The Passion of the Cage?
02:58   <Willsauce>: Nightmare Before Cagemus
02:58   <RedWarrior0>: Or The Life of Cage
02:58   <Caellath>: Cage Raiser.
02:58   <scriver>: Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Cage
02:59   <RedWarrior0>: The Girl With the Nic Cage Tattoo?
02:59   <Wrex>: Cage Lantern.
02:59   <PhantomG12>: Cagerunner.
02:59   <RedWarrior0>: Cage Almighty
02:59   <Willsauce>: Cage Wars: Episode VI Return of the Cagi
02:59   <scriver>: I'm not Cage - in which seven other actors play Cage reinacting their old movies.
02:59   <PhantomG12>: Nicholas Cage Superstar.
03:00   <Wrex>: Cage Wars: The Cagian menace.
03:00   <Willsauce>: Reservoir Cages
03:00   <PhantomG12>: Cage Wars Episode I: The Nicholas Menace.
03:00   <Willsauce>: Cage Wars: The Cage Wars
03:00   <Wrex>: Jurrasic Cage.
03:00   <Caellath>: The Cage
03:00   <Kagus>: Old Cage
03:00   <Kagus>: MAKE IT ALL STOP
03:00   <Willsauce>: Independence Cage
03:00   <RedWarrior0>: Texas Cage-saw Massacre
03:00   <scriver>: LUKE CAGE
03:00   <Wrex>: The last house on the Cage.
03:00   <Caellath>: Spider-Cage
03:00   <Inkwell>: The Bookdock Cages
03:00   <Willsauce>: Super Cage
03:00   <Wrex>: Cage the thirteenth.
03:01   <Kagus>: Free Cagey
03:01   <Wrex>: The Neverending Cage.
03:01   <Willsauce>: Mementcage
03:01   <Dutchling>: Kill Cage
03:01   <RedWarrior0>: Groundhog Cage
03:01   <Dutchling>: My Little Cage: Nicholas is Magic
03:01   <Wrex>: The Cage after tomorrow.
03:01   <Willsauce>: Soilent Cage
03:01   <Caellath>: Cagedemic
03:01   <PhantomG12>: My Little Cage: Acting is Magic
03:01   <scriver>: Cage-busters
03:01   <Kagus>: Zoocager
03:01   <Wrex>: 28 cages later.
03:01   <Caellath>: Cage Instincts
03:01   <Willsauce>: Dodgecage: An Undercage Story
03:02   <PhantomG12>: Freakacage.
03:02   <Dutchling>: The Dark Cage Rises
03:02   <Wrex>: Slum Cage Millionarie.
03:02   <PhantomG12>: Animanicage.
03:02   <Caellath>: The Call of Cage
03:02   <Dutchling>: The Cagestones
03:02   <Kagus>: Moulin Cage
03:02   <Willsauce>: Cageladdin
03:02   <Caellath>: Cagepunch
03:03   <PhantomG12>: Cageback Mountain
03:03   <RedWarrior0>: Beauty and the Cage
03:03   <PhantomG12>: Cagelan.
03:03   <SomeStupidGuys>: Happy Cagedays!
03:03   <Willsauce>: I'me celebrating Cagemas
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4296 on: December 15, 2012, 09:16:00 pm »

In that case, sit down to: How Marie Exists Where You Are, Part 1.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4297 on: December 15, 2012, 09:41:57 pm »

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You know there IS a difference a difference between punching myself in the legs and ripping out my prostate with a glorified fish hook.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4298 on: December 15, 2012, 09:48:31 pm »

you hear people come forward all the time talking about how the games motivated them to become career criminals, and the desperate things they did to get their next fix of "Vidya".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4299 on: December 15, 2012, 10:11:29 pm »

NEWS JUST IN
STARCRAFT CAUSES INEXPLICABLE BOUTS OF GENOCIDE, WORKER HARASSMENT AND MINERAL THEFT
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4300 on: December 16, 2012, 06:10:03 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4301 on: December 16, 2012, 10:23:01 am »

And by a 100-0 vote, the Senate voted no on S.R. 1287, the "Eating Newborn Babies Bill of 2012"! Approval rating rose 1%.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4302 on: December 16, 2012, 10:43:46 am »

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16:43   <Miauw>: getting there
16:43   <Miauw>: GETTING THERE
16:43   <Miauw>: YES
16:43   <Miauw>: YEESS
16:43   <Miauw>: YEEESS
16:43   <Miauw>: nope
16:43   <Miauw>: D:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4303 on: December 16, 2012, 08:25:30 pm »

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8:23 PM - Reusable-Box: and he'll send the corporate owned Big Dogs after you
8:23 PM - Reusable-Box: to keep the secrets silent
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4304 on: December 16, 2012, 11:06:41 pm »

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