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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4260 on: December 09, 2012, 07:38:16 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4261 on: December 10, 2012, 01:01:09 am »
Quote from: misko27 on December 10, 2012, 12:58:07 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4262 on: December 10, 2012, 02:01:49 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4263 on: December 10, 2012, 03:41:38 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 10, 2012, 01:02:06 pm
So's my dad, though. Like, not even joking, the dude's been in 11 car wrecks, been struck by lightning, gotten shot in the face at point blank range, and lives in a house with three girls, two of them teenagers.

The man's got more plot armor than Edward Cullen and enough luck to drown a goddamn leprechaun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4264 on: December 10, 2012, 06:17:10 pm »
Quote from: Haspen on December 10, 2012, 02:40:26 am
She asked me if I want to sleep with her to prolong her family line. I said 'sure', then I added 'wait, I'm gay!'. She replied with 'Yeah, that's your biggest problem.'
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4265 on: December 11, 2012, 01:26:37 am »
Quote from: Janet on December 11, 2012, 01:25:50 am
Oh damn. Bauglir found me out.

I better escape on his omelette.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4266 on: December 11, 2012, 05:07:01 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4267 on: December 11, 2012, 08:43:53 am »
Quote from: Lord Shonus on December 10, 2012, 09:44:47 pm
the two year old manages to get ahold of a city and feed it to the dog.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4268 on: December 11, 2012, 04:19:02 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on December 11, 2012, 04:03:53 pm
I just realized how aggressive my suggestions become when I'm angry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4269 on: December 11, 2012, 04:49:41 pm »
Quote from: AnimaRytak on December 10, 2012, 11:35:14 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4270 on: December 11, 2012, 05:20:44 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on December 10, 2012, 09:09:22 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4271 on: December 11, 2012, 06:41:33 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:42:25 pm
It was like he wanted to make love to the enemy VTOL aircraft but couldn't figure out how, so he expressed the awkwardness in song.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4272 on: December 11, 2012, 06:54:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4273 on: December 12, 2012, 08:05:02 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4274 on: December 12, 2012, 11:35:33 am »
Quote from: Willfor on December 12, 2012, 10:06:31 am
Everyone wants to have their tentacle man back.
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