Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 27 28 [29] 30 31 ... 1128

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763416 times)

Bauglir

  • Bay Watcher
  • Let us make Good
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #420 on: October 28, 2010, 01:51:14 pm »
-snip-
« Last Edit: June 09, 2015, 09:53:07 pm by Bauglir »
Logged
In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

RedWarrior0

  • Bay Watcher
  • she/her
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #421 on: October 28, 2010, 03:02:56 pm »
Logged

Cthulhu

  • Bay Watcher
  • A squid
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #422 on: October 28, 2010, 03:04:33 pm »
If that really happened, Schilcote, the girl was obviously messing with you and you took the bait like, like uh, I dunno, the name Bubba comes to mind so I think there might be a prison joke in here.  Regardless, the girl thought she was clever.
Logged
Shoes...

KaguroDraven

  • Bay Watcher
  • Forward!
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #423 on: October 28, 2010, 04:32:26 pm »
Quote
I ate a brownie
It might make more sense in context then out of it, but it amused me enough to put part of it here.
Logged
"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

Schilcote

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #424 on: October 28, 2010, 06:28:08 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on October 28, 2010, 03:04:33 pm
If that really happened, Schilcote, the girl was obviously messing with you and you took the bait like, like uh, I dunno, the name Bubba comes to mind so I think there might be a prison joke in here.  Regardless, the girl thought she was clever.

It didn't happen to me, hence the [ quote].
Logged
Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Criptfeind

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #425 on: October 28, 2010, 07:13:17 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on October 28, 2010, 04:32:26 pm
Quote
I ate a brownie
It might make more sense in context then out of it, but it amused me enough to put part of it here.

Remeber, they may be magically delicious but you need to take the bones out first.
Logged

Schilcote

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #426 on: October 28, 2010, 11:16:13 pm »
Quote


(A skinny teenager, dressed all in black, approaches us.)

Customer: “Have you heard anything about last night’s Marilyn Manson concert?”

Me: “Not really my thing, sorry.”

Customer: “Oh, so I take it you don’t like Manson?”

Me: “It’s just been done.”

Customer: “I don’t get what you mean.”

Me: “I mean the whole ‘evil’ shtick’s been done before. Alien Sex Fiend did it back in the 70s; Ozzie Osbourne did it; Alice Cooper did it. It’s been done.”

Customer: *mulls on this for a moment* “Oh… oh, my God. You’re right!”
Logged
Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

The Doctor

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #427 on: October 28, 2010, 11:39:34 pm »
o.o


Where are these from? o.o
Logged

Itnetlolor

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • Steam ID
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #428 on: October 28, 2010, 11:42:00 pm »
Quote from: DoctorZ on October 28, 2010, 11:39:34 pm
o.o


Where are these from? o.o
Most quotes are linked. Just click on the name/link relevant to the quote, and it'll send you to the quote in a thread. Just don't necro the thread you're brought to.

Like this:
Quote from: DoctorZ on Today at 12:39:34 am
« Last Edit: October 28, 2010, 11:44:00 pm by Itnetlolor »
Logged

Schilcote

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #429 on: October 28, 2010, 11:45:27 pm »
Customer: “You even cleaned the server room! Men never clean the server room. It looks very nice! I don’t think I have ever seen such a nice rack! Thank you!”

http://notalwaysright.com/
Logged
Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

ein

  • Bay Watcher
  • 勝利の女神はここよ～ 早く捕まえてぇ～
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #430 on: October 29, 2010, 12:08:16 am »
Quote
'So Texas lost 9-0.'

'You mean you expected something else?'

'To be honest, I expected at least 12-0.'
Logged

The Doctor

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #431 on: October 29, 2010, 01:41:57 am »
Yeah, see, that's not helpful at all, since that's obvious. I was talking about the ones that aren't linked?
Logged

Schilcote

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #432 on: October 29, 2010, 01:48:23 am »
Quote from: DoctorZ on October 29, 2010, 01:41:57 am
Yeah, see, that's not helpful at all, since that's obvious. I was talking about the ones that aren't linked?
Quote from: Schilcote on October 28, 2010, 11:45:27 pm
Customer: “You even cleaned the server room! Men never clean the server room. It looks very nice! I don’t think I have ever seen such a nice rack! Thank you!”

http://notalwaysright.com/
Logged
Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

ein

  • Bay Watcher
  • 勝利の女神はここよ～ 早く捕まえてぇ～
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #433 on: October 29, 2010, 01:49:49 am »
I'd link mine, but http doesn't support real-life yet.
Logged

Schilcote

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #434 on: October 29, 2010, 02:02:40 am »
"Nowadays we can't afford to have technicians to run in and stab professors, so the professors have to stab themselves..."
Logged
Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
Pages: 1 ... 27 28 [29] 30 31 ... 1128
« previous next »