Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 278 279 [280] 281 282 ... 1128

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762444 times)

Mr Space Cat

  • Bay Watcher
  • inactive, changed accounts. sig for info
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4185 on: November 27, 2012, 08:29:06 pm »

Better to stick with God's holy, flaming rock rod raping thy enemies from the heavens.
Logged
Made a new account that I use instead of this one. Don't message this one, I'm probably not gonna use it.

New account: Spehss _

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4186 on: November 27, 2012, 09:26:59 pm »

Quote
21:25   Wrex   We are not turning a Soarwhale into a zombie blimp.
Logged

Mr Space Cat

  • Bay Watcher
  • inactive, changed accounts. sig for info
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4187 on: November 27, 2012, 11:03:01 pm »

In my day, young whippersnapper, we had to sneak porn into school.
Logged
Made a new account that I use instead of this one. Don't message this one, I'm probably not gonna use it.

New account: Spehss _

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4188 on: November 27, 2012, 11:20:00 pm »

Quote
23:16   Shinotsa   Never get in the way of a DM on a mission
23:16   Shinotsa   Or... well, a DM with PLAYERS who may ostensibly be ON a mission
Logged

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4189 on: November 27, 2012, 11:29:29 pm »

Quote
20:29   <Wrex>: I'm going to end my cataclysm character's miserable life with a cocaie ovedose
20:29   <Wrex>: cocaine
20:29   <Hanspanda>: YES.
20:29   <Hanspanda>: YESSSSS.
20:29   <Hanspanda>: Ahem. What?
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Whitefoxsniper

  • Bay Watcher
  • something meaningful.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4190 on: November 28, 2012, 12:00:35 am »

He was playing chicken with me. I don't think he realized I didn't know how to turn.
Logged

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4191 on: November 28, 2012, 12:51:25 am »

Quote
00:50   fqllve   If only there were a story about a narcotics-addled space amoeba.
Logged

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4192 on: November 28, 2012, 11:30:27 am »

He's like uranium, except with eye-lasers.
Logged

Phantom of The Library

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PRONE_TO: SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCES]
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4193 on: November 28, 2012, 02:10:59 pm »

"Lord Vader, I can nazi the rebel ship on sensors! I'm goering to activate the hyperspace radio to try and sieg heil the fleet."
Logged
Gnosis - Torn Ajar -- Text Suggestion Games.
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

Furtuka

  • Bay Watcher
  • High Priest of Mecha
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4194 on: November 28, 2012, 05:23:21 pm »

Quote
[16:15]   Ultimuh   I love the mountainhomes~
[16:16]   Furtuka   I love the empty skys~
[16:16]   Furtuka   I love drawbridges~
[16:16]   Dutchling   I love killing thieves~
[16:16]   The_Fool   And fortress walls too~
[16:16]   Furtuka   I love the whole world~
[16:16]   Ultimuh   slaps Dutchling
[16:16]   Furtuka   And all it's ASCII things~
[16:16]   Furtuka   Boom De yada
[16:17]   Furtuka   Boom De yada
[16:17]   Furtuka   Boom De yada
[16:17]   Furtuka   Boom De yada
[16:17]   Furtuka   I love the Oceans~
[16:17]   Ultimuh   I love the zombie whales~
[16:17]   Furtuka   I love the minecarts~
[16:18]   Vorthon   I love evil rain~
[16:18]   Furtuka   And all those mummy things~
[16:18]   Furtuka   I love the whole world
[16:18]   Furtuka   And all it's crazyness~
[16:18]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:19]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:19]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:19]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:19]   Furtuka   I love the waterfalls~
[16:19]   Ultimuh   I love the plump helmet wine~
[16:20]   Furtuka   I love MAAAAAGGGMAAAA~
[16:21]   Furtuka   And it's such a brilliant place~
[16:21]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:21]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:21]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:21]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:21]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:21]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:21]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
[16:21]   Furtuka   Boom De Yada
Logged
It's FEF, not FEOF

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4195 on: November 28, 2012, 05:25:57 pm »

bit self-indulgent, aren't we? :P
Logged

Furtuka

  • Bay Watcher
  • High Priest of Mecha
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4196 on: November 28, 2012, 05:26:34 pm »

...I didn't think this through
Logged
It's FEF, not FEOF

Aklyon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Fate~
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4197 on: November 28, 2012, 05:27:33 pm »

lol.
Logged
Crystalline (SG)
Sigtext
Quote from: RedKing
It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4198 on: November 28, 2012, 08:08:35 pm »

Someone get me an avatar shuffler! I shall be fapmaster supremabear!
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

kaijyuu

  • Bay Watcher
  • Hrm...
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4199 on: November 28, 2012, 11:23:32 pm »

Quote from: bay12lb
[21:22] <RedWarrior0> If I want to take a shit, does that mean someone has to give a shit?
Logged
Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.
Pages: 1 ... 278 279 [280] 281 282 ... 1128