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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4170 on: November 25, 2012, 03:38:38 pm »
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15:35   Dutchling   I can buy *94* goats
15:35   Dutchling   and be a naked dwarf cleric
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4171 on: November 25, 2012, 08:16:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4172 on: November 25, 2012, 10:12:27 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on November 25, 2012, 10:05:44 pm
But Washington never sleeps, though it is often comatose, and here we are, Shinji Ikari-like, to have a mental circlejerk over the body politic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4173 on: November 26, 2012, 07:32:13 am »
23:28   <Dutchling>: Why is the first hit on Google images for 'morning star' a topless white woman in Africa?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4174 on: November 26, 2012, 01:29:52 pm »
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19:24   Shinotsa   T_T
19:24   Ultimuh   p_ಠ
19:25   Shinotsa   Put that monocle back where you found it damnit!
19:25   Ultimuh   p_q
19:25   Shinotsa   STOP STEALING MONOCLES
19:25   Ultimuh   pp_qq
19:25   Shinotsa   Or at least give one to me...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4175 on: November 26, 2012, 06:30:07 pm »
Quote from: Snake_Eyes on November 26, 2012, 01:01:32 pm
...populate the world with crabs, still working on that...

...I just needs crabs to make the science work perfectly...

...gives be the most room for growth. Just need damn crabs...

...grinding a single crab...

...hippos with a crossbow for target practice...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4176 on: November 26, 2012, 06:32:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4177 on: November 26, 2012, 06:34:06 pm »
They were all from separate paragraphs, and none of them were fashioned from fragments and words from separate sentences.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4178 on: November 26, 2012, 07:00:52 pm »
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I just have to comment. I have a naval captain named Harry Potter.
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I want to believe this but then I see the study's being done by a Dr. Ketchum, which leads me to think it's actually an extremely elaborate PR stunt for the next Pokémon game

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4179 on: November 26, 2012, 07:07:26 pm »
Quote from: Drazinononda on November 25, 2012, 06:57:19 pm
Can I have some of your imagination for Christmas?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4180 on: November 26, 2012, 09:11:26 pm »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on November 26, 2012, 08:57:14 pm
Darcke Magicke. Darcke indeed, you do not question the pots, for...
nae, I cannot tell ye the secret of the pots, t'would bring about your destruction as surely as the last...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4181 on: November 27, 2012, 01:06:57 am »
Quote from: misko27 on November 27, 2012, 12:58:53 am
It's only inefficient because Xantalos killed every single last politician other then you.
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What insanity? I thought we all just had a thing for murder, torture and summoning eldritch abominations.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4182 on: November 27, 2012, 05:03:38 am »
Quote from: Frumple on November 26, 2012, 09:40:50 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4183 on: November 27, 2012, 04:00:43 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 27, 2012, 03:42:13 pm
Arachnid porn is superior to insect porn.
Quote from: PTTG?? on November 27, 2012, 06:52:00 pm
about half of us would go to mars... and one in four board members is a Kobold.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4184 on: November 27, 2012, 07:36:54 pm »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on November 27, 2012, 07:34:32 pm
That's what happens when a megamall collapses.
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