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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762192 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4095 on: November 18, 2012, 03:16:47 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on November 17, 2012, 05:45:57 pm
Nobody cares about your "military secrets", because nobody wants to deal with the mess they'd inherit after invading you, and a noninvasive attack couldn't possibly do more damage than you've already done to yourself.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4096 on: November 18, 2012, 07:40:11 am »
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<Vorthon> THEY JUST KEEP VIBRATING.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4097 on: November 18, 2012, 08:28:29 am »
Quote from: Max White on November 18, 2012, 08:26:21 am
I have visions of software come to me in dreams! I'm computer Moses!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4098 on: November 18, 2012, 10:50:47 am »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on November 13, 2012, 10:09:58 pm
I discovered that my pocket flashlight is bright enough that if I stick it in my mouth light comes out of my eye socket.

Now my eyes won't stop hurting. :(
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4099 on: November 18, 2012, 04:04:35 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4100 on: November 18, 2012, 04:11:23 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 18, 2012, 04:04:44 pm
Chocolate rage, some stay dry while others feel the piano...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4101 on: November 18, 2012, 04:28:51 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on November 18, 2012, 02:15:23 pm
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AND THE FROG IS BACK! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MODDING FROG!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4102 on: November 18, 2012, 09:08:45 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 18, 2012, 08:44:15 pm
Okay, if anyone writes fanfiction about me, they have to include my fish, inside which is trapped the Old Testament Yaweh.
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Quote from: simonthedwarf on April 29, 2012, 10:11:09 pm
I got a female and male dragon on my embark. I got cagetraps on the exits but im struggling to find a way to make them path into it.
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Live bait.
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3 dwarfs out of 7 dead so far

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4103 on: November 19, 2012, 12:15:13 am »
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Betrayal five! "Wait what?" *Neck chop*
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4104 on: November 19, 2012, 12:50:54 am »
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21:47   <Hanspanda>: France.
21:47   <Hanspanda>: Fuck france.
21:47   <Euld_zzzz>: france
21:48   <Wrex>: Burn Froland.
21:48   <G-Flex>: why are we fucking france
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4105 on: November 19, 2012, 05:29:18 am »
Quote from: sambojin on November 19, 2012, 05:26:48 am
Could you get the fuck out of the way the next time I'm shooting "possibly innocent" civilians?

Classic. :))
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4106 on: November 19, 2012, 01:15:15 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on November 19, 2012, 12:56:23 pm
Important lesson: No one should ever penetrate the dykes.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4107 on: November 19, 2012, 03:16:59 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on November 19, 2012, 01:56:39 am
I can't take it anymore... this thread, a never-ending cycle, haunting the updated topics page like an insatiable spirit. Do you realize what you're dealing with here? It's got you, makes the same 8 people post the same thing on each other over and over, steadily eroding your lifespan. Before we know it, it will have enough life force to achieve sentience, and then we're in a mess.

This has gone under our radar for long enough. I'm declaring a class-4 infohazard situation, and enacting full containment procedures as of now. All affected individuals are to report for class C amnesiacs. If you do not wish to comply, please direct your attention to this red light for a moment for and remove any reflective eyewear. Thank you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4108 on: November 19, 2012, 06:21:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4109 on: November 19, 2012, 08:29:35 pm »
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