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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763299 times)

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #405 on: October 27, 2010, 08:50:45 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on October 26, 2010, 09:05:36 pm
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Gandhi is a total douche
CIV 5?
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #406 on: October 27, 2010, 09:00:13 pm »
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« Last Edit: June 09, 2015, 09:52:29 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #407 on: October 27, 2010, 09:24:14 pm »
I haven't even played the game and I knew it was referring to Civ 5.

Ghandi the conqueror and the completely superior Samurai and their weaponsmiths.
Because Civilization is known for its historical accuracy.
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« Reply #408 on: October 27, 2010, 09:47:16 pm »
Female friend: "I know Juliet plunged a dagger into her heart and we're star-crossed lovers too and everything but I'm trying to not vomit in my mouth."
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« Reply #409 on: October 27, 2010, 09:49:25 pm »
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Dude, the way you listen to music burns more calories than sex.
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Dude, music is sex.
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« Reply #410 on: October 28, 2010, 10:00:46 am »
“Ma’am, those are not flea eggs, they are his nipples.”

Poor dog.
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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« Reply #411 on: October 28, 2010, 10:30:03 am »
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« Reply #412 on: October 28, 2010, 12:13:12 pm »
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Me: “I’m sorry sir, looks like were fresh out of Jesus today.”

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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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« Reply #413 on: October 28, 2010, 12:17:29 pm »
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« Reply #414 on: October 28, 2010, 12:51:25 pm »
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(A young woman, about 20 years old, comes up to the counter holding a copy of The Bible.)

Me: “Hi, did you find everything you needed today?”

Customer: “Yeah, hey, can you tell me what this is about?”

Me: “The Bible?”

Customer: “Yeah, what’s it about?”

Me: “The Bible has two parts, the Old Testament which is scriptures and the New Testament, which contains the story of Jesus’ life and works as told through the gospels, written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.”

Customer: “Huh. Is it any good?”

Me: “It’s pretty popular.”

Customer: “Nah, I’ll just get this one instead.” *puts a copy of Twilight on the counter*
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #415 on: October 28, 2010, 01:34:02 pm »
Quote from: Schilcote on October 28, 2010, 12:51:25 pm
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(A young woman, about 20 years old, comes up to the counter holding a copy of The Bible.)

Me: “Hi, did you find everything you needed today?”

Customer: “Yeah, hey, can you tell me what this is about?”

Me: “The Bible?”

Customer: “Yeah, what’s it about?”

Me: “The Bible has two parts, the Old Testament which is scriptures and the New Testament, which contains the story of Jesus’ life and works as told through the gospels, written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.”

Customer: “Huh. Is it any good?”

Me: “It’s pretty popular.”

Customer: “Nah, I’ll just get this one instead.” *puts a copy of Twilight on the counter*
Why?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #416 on: October 28, 2010, 01:40:09 pm »
She doesn't know what The Bible is so it's funny.  :/
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #417 on: October 28, 2010, 01:43:42 pm »
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« Last Edit: June 09, 2015, 09:52:58 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #418 on: October 28, 2010, 01:45:43 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on October 28, 2010, 01:43:42 pm
The Bible is better written than Twilight, and has a more interesting plot. Mind, I'm not defending the Bible as well-written or having an interesting plot.
The ending is a lot more interesting than Twilight's ending, at the least.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #419 on: October 28, 2010, 01:48:32 pm »
Of course it's not well written, none of the ghost writers collaborated! Certainly is an interesting plot though.
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