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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761762 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4005 on: November 04, 2012, 05:43:36 pm »
That's not really funny. Just good advice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4006 on: November 04, 2012, 07:35:16 pm »
Quote from: Corai on November 04, 2012, 05:05:32 pm
You made my pet imaginary puppy start crying and hang itself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4007 on: November 04, 2012, 07:45:06 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4008 on: November 05, 2012, 09:36:01 pm »
Quote from: Kilroy the Grand on November 05, 2012, 09:21:19 pm
Best part of the class was learning how to braze from a guy who looked just like Gordan Freeman.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4009 on: November 06, 2012, 12:25:28 am »
Quote from: mesor on November 04, 2012, 09:13:04 pm
Ok that thing is awesome and it is going to be mine even if I have to cut it's legs off and roll it down hill at my enemies.

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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4010 on: November 06, 2012, 01:49:21 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on November 06, 2012, 01:47:42 pm
Vikings are still alive, it's just that because each married viking has a family of kittens following them around, the local land tile they reside on exists in a pocket of warped time that moves substantially slower than all the area around it. Everyone that wanders into it gets trapped in a preserved, miniature 11th century Scandinavia, so noone can definitively even tell that they're there for want of witnesses.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4011 on: November 06, 2012, 02:55:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4012 on: November 06, 2012, 04:13:08 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on November 06, 2012, 04:12:26 pm
Whats this I am hearing about Romney and his magic underpants?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4013 on: November 06, 2012, 04:15:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4014 on: November 06, 2012, 04:20:19 pm »
Quote from: scriver on November 06, 2012, 03:31:46 pm
Imagine Glyph sitting in the women's toilet, taking a dump.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4015 on: November 06, 2012, 11:33:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4016 on: November 07, 2012, 12:28:31 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on November 06, 2012, 11:46:32 pm
Apparently Mr. Reynolds was oiled up far more than Mr. Romney.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4017 on: November 07, 2012, 02:24:10 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 07, 2012, 02:19:13 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4018 on: November 07, 2012, 02:46:58 am »
Quote from: Darvi on November 07, 2012, 02:39:30 am
Damn did the guy fail at harvesting space drugs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4019 on: November 07, 2012, 03:40:16 am »
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