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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711791 times)

Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3945 on: October 30, 2012, 06:56:56 pm »

**Googles Prinny**

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**Slaps Darvi in face**
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3946 on: October 30, 2012, 07:37:21 pm »

**Googles Prinny**

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**Slaps Darvi in face**
I did that.
I am now slightly worried, and I understand why he slapped you.
*slaps*
I don't get it.
Alien penguins?
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Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3947 on: October 30, 2012, 07:40:36 pm »

Demon penguins. And you don't get it because you don't have the context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3948 on: October 31, 2012, 03:49:53 am »

I hereby decree that the mass of the Earth is one MegaFuckload, giving us a nice conversion factor.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3949 on: October 31, 2012, 04:59:21 am »

Quote from:  Steam chat
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11:58 - Garp: RAUL IS SHOOTING AT ANDREA OUT OF PANIC

Damn, this guy is just a constant spout of hilarity. I hope i'm not giving too much context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3950 on: October 31, 2012, 07:24:44 am »

X-com needs no context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3951 on: October 31, 2012, 06:37:23 pm »

Ah, the spoils of pasting one self's face onto women's bodies...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3952 on: October 31, 2012, 06:41:39 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3953 on: October 31, 2012, 07:16:41 pm »

Thus, I must do unspeakable things to you and yours for failure to get the joke.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3954 on: October 31, 2012, 09:50:57 pm »

"Gather round and let me tell you the story where Chief Clubfoot and Shaman Smokehead from those other stories make out"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3955 on: November 01, 2012, 07:07:36 am »

Man, Darvi can take a lot of zergrush to the face.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3956 on: November 01, 2012, 10:12:37 am »

Damn you time-traveling british alien robot dinosaur golem earth-elemental dieties an' your rock'n'roll music!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3957 on: November 01, 2012, 12:22:29 pm »

He has a personal dimension for navel-gazing where time flows much, much faster.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3958 on: November 01, 2012, 02:42:11 pm »

'who's behind this mask?'
*takes mask off*
'it satan! oh... shit...'
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3959 on: November 01, 2012, 02:42:51 pm »

And that is a good example of why you can't use murder to solve your problems. Especially math problems.
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