Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 259 260 [261] 262 263 ... 1128

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761381 times)

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3900 on: October 25, 2012, 11:20:05 pm »

Yes, I am killing of a troupe of super-hobos with fire and french buildings.
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

miauw62

  • Bay Watcher
  • Every time you get ahead / it's just another hit
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3901 on: October 26, 2012, 10:31:16 am »

Well, I just plugged the last page and a half into the What-O-Meter, and got 1.21 Gigawhats.
Holy hell. A pentaquotamid.
Cmon guys. How could you have missed these gems?
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 10:36:54 am by miauw62 »
Logged

Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3902 on: October 26, 2012, 01:37:12 pm »

Also, the Vanbolds have engie knowledge.
These cutebolds have pool noodle usage knowledge.
Logged

Loud Whispers

  • Bay Watcher
  • They said we have to aim higher, so we dug deeper.
    • View Profile
    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3903 on: October 26, 2012, 04:07:56 pm »

Quote from: Necro910
We're arguing whether or not a drawing of a cartoon pony wearing braces is depicting gold or copper or whatever.

I love you guys.
To hell with your correct words, I want my invented fake ass sparkles!
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 04:11:40 pm by Loud Whispers »
Logged

Flying Dice

  • Bay Watcher
  • inveterate shitposter
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3904 on: October 26, 2012, 05:08:01 pm »

Logged


Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3905 on: October 26, 2012, 05:09:42 pm »

Lies. There is never too much ice cream. Only not enough stomach.
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3906 on: October 26, 2012, 08:04:05 pm »

After finding out that taking over the World was a tad too easy, Luxembourg set its sights on the rest of the galaxy.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3907 on: October 26, 2012, 09:39:30 pm »

He's got his brain in his dick and his heart in his sphincter.
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

kisame12794

  • Bay Watcher
  • !!Arc Welder!!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3908 on: October 26, 2012, 11:01:48 pm »

Looks like everyone else is getting off except me.
Logged
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

SalmonGod

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nyarrr
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3909 on: October 27, 2012, 02:41:40 am »

it's a documentary depicting the time aliens invaded and blew up the white house, then were beaten back with the help of Will Smith who was a fighter pilot before he realised his potential as a celebrity actor.
Logged
In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3910 on: October 27, 2012, 11:30:39 am »

Flee for the hills, moon midgets come to shave your children and abscond with your women!
Logged

miauw62

  • Bay Watcher
  • Every time you get ahead / it's just another hit
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3911 on: October 27, 2012, 01:19:34 pm »

If they manage to recover deleted porn, they deserve to see it.
Logged

Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3912 on: October 27, 2012, 01:34:07 pm »

Worst that can happen is the French revolution, or releasing a Cuthulian horror.
So nothing to worry about then.
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

FuzzyZergling

  • Bay Watcher
  • Zergin' erry day.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3913 on: October 27, 2012, 02:28:57 pm »

And thus, the legend of Acornman was born. Somewhere in the dark streets of Goddamn City, amidst the most bearded scum, and most sober dwarves that plagued the cities' nights, a young dwarf was orphaned, when an evil villain pummeled his parents to death with acorns. Sworn to revenge, the boy faced his terror, and through years of careful acorn pummeling, became superdwarvenly strong, tough and agile. Beware, scum of Goddamn City! He now stalks the night, bringing justice where the light of the hammerer's silver warhammer can't shine. There is nowhere you can hide. Acornman WILL find you!
Logged

MetalSlimeHunt

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gerrymander Commander
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3914 on: October 27, 2012, 02:49:28 pm »

Rush is Progressive

[Scathing Political Commentary]
Logged
Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
Quote
No Gods, No Masters.
Pages: 1 ... 259 260 [261] 262 263 ... 1128