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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761728 times)

miauw62

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3780 on: October 11, 2012, 10:26:02 am »

Looney Toons dwarves with vital organs flying out of their chests at high velocity? :P
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3781 on: October 11, 2012, 01:33:41 pm »

There are not/no windows in the rape dungeon.

Flying Dice, I edited that post moments after posting. Your reaction time is godlike.
It's all dem murder simulators.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3782 on: October 11, 2012, 01:46:45 pm »

Quote from: Planetside 2, Esamir, TR warpgate
DieHardBob: You spelled justin wrong.
DieHardBob: There's no 55 in justin

Quote from: The same place
Me: Back to point teamkill
DieHardBob: Sounds like a place you would bring your children to
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3783 on: October 11, 2012, 02:05:26 pm »

if you have to ask WHY you would make a laser so big that you have to do planetary-level astroengineering to pull it off, you're missing the point.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3784 on: October 11, 2012, 03:06:01 pm »

Also, I just wanted to say you have single-handedly restored my faith in twelve year-olds.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3785 on: October 11, 2012, 04:19:07 pm »

We could solve so many problems with naked gladiator fights.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3786 on: October 11, 2012, 04:52:32 pm »

So for one day the school was a rainbow and three very sad girls picking up deflated balloons.

Fail big enough, and you'll end up ostracized and shamed, ye unto the seventh generation, living as a hermit in Madagascar under the alias Marco McForeigner.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2012, 04:59:46 pm by Vorthon »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3787 on: October 11, 2012, 05:38:50 pm »

I would prefer that you ask permission before you set any part of my innards into hyperdrive.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3788 on: October 11, 2012, 05:55:34 pm »

The problem is that it requires two balls, and requisitioning that total from elsewhere where it also might be put to good use was sometimes difficult.

who knew balls up the bum could be so useful?

(I'm so sorryyy :-[)

So you don't farm Maple Syrup.
You hunt trees and then loot it.  :P
« Last Edit: October 11, 2012, 08:14:20 pm by Yoink »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3790 on: October 11, 2012, 10:17:41 pm »

In other words, Bob Ross is like an artistic Niko Bellic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3791 on: October 11, 2012, 11:11:05 pm »

Cereal guy in particular has always struck me as a condescending ass.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3792 on: October 11, 2012, 11:21:35 pm »

Not that it matters, with you in a lockdown, and me being strapped to a table.

I just died a little inside. Excellent work.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 04:35:37 am by Yoink »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3793 on: October 12, 2012, 10:06:39 am »

Oh, and i have to buy a new desk for the school. The one i was sitting on now has an imprint of my forehead.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3794 on: October 12, 2012, 10:29:42 am »

I'm so bad at explaining that I actually lose skillpoints when doing so.

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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