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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756515 times)

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #375 on: October 23, 2010, 01:39:46 pm »
These make it too easy.

Quote from: Wes
And you know what happens, Blondie looks at him from afar and gets all wet between the legs. Or she would, if she had legs. And if she weren't already submerged in water. 'Cause then she'd be wet down there already. Okay, stopping now.

Edit. Removed some context.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #376 on: October 23, 2010, 01:44:51 pm »
Quote from: Janet on October 23, 2010, 01:39:46 pm
Quote from: Wes
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If you had removed enough context to make that the one from The Good the Bad and the Ugly I may have had to kill myself. But there is enough context to make it a character I don't know, so go on ahead.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #377 on: October 23, 2010, 03:51:03 pm »
Janet♪♥♫: It tastes like sulfur right now. I'm kinda gassy.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #378 on: October 24, 2010, 09:43:18 am »
Quote from: Vactor on October 24, 2010, 12:34:09 am
And the local parking lot is filled with crab infested schoolbuses.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #379 on: October 24, 2010, 10:46:27 am »
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HELLO, my name is Paul Atresdi Atrieds Aster

my name is Paul, I am 15 25 years old. My hobbies are surfing and collecting stamps. I used to have a dog but he died. Well anyway for our summer holiday we went to planet Arrakis, also known as Dune. My dad got a new job there to mine Spice and mom was sad to leave Caladan (our home planet) but we went anyway.

I had a good summer because I became emperor of the universe and I got a girlfriend.

Oh and my dad died
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #380 on: October 24, 2010, 05:59:28 pm »
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<Dude> There's nothing like hot ramen on a cold day, eh?
<Guy> Dude, there's nothing like hot ramen period!
<Dude> mmmmm true, although a girl comes close
<Guy> ...that's debatable
<Dude> lol uhuh
<Dude> you want to qualify that statement?
<Guy> Well, Ramen is inexpensive, it's always waiting for you, and it only takes 3 minutes to get ready.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #381 on: October 24, 2010, 09:11:39 pm »
"So one team put it in, and their neighbors took it right back out. The two teams continued to put it in and out like it was a video game programming orgy, except passive-aggressive and aimed at making a child cry. So basically, exactly like what a video game programmer orgy would be like.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18801_9-video-game-easter-eggs-that-took-years-to-find.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Tech&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=moreon#ixzz13KgJwJuH"

How do they automatically put in that "read more" thing? Friggin creepy man.
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #382 on: October 25, 2010, 02:01:26 am »
Quote from: Schilcote on October 24, 2010, 10:46:27 am
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HELLO, my name is Paul Atresdi Atrieds Aster

my name is Paul, I am 15 25 years old. My hobbies are surfing and collecting stamps. I used to have a dog but he died. Well anyway for our summer holiday we went to planet Arrakis, also known as Dune. My dad got a new job there to mine Spice and mom was sad to leave Caladan (our home planet) but we went anyway.

I had a good summer because I became emperor of the universe and I got a girlfriend.

Oh and my dad died

I remember that LP. I never really finished it. Possibly I need to read Dune sometime soon.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #383 on: October 25, 2010, 03:17:11 pm »
Quote from: CJN on October 25, 2010, 02:48:20 pm
Your nobles want you to cut down a certain number of Elves, but there are none around.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #384 on: October 25, 2010, 06:27:10 pm »
Quote from: RAM on October 25, 2010, 04:26:58 pm
personal enmity towards necromancers makes things much more coherent.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #385 on: October 25, 2010, 11:33:11 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on October 25, 2010, 09:58:39 pm
...this is basically the transcript from my rape...
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Quote from: DJ on March 20, 2011, 08:35:32 am
I should probably have my head checked, because I find myself in complete agreement with Nikov.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #386 on: October 25, 2010, 11:34:15 pm »
I'm back baby.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #387 on: October 26, 2010, 11:46:45 am »
Quote from: DeKaFu on October 26, 2010, 10:58:38 am
I only use it for PS3/360 games, HD video and dwarf fortress.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #388 on: October 26, 2010, 08:29:42 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge on October 26, 2010, 08:28:50 pm
Just got a belated B-Day gift: a spanking
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #389 on: October 26, 2010, 08:40:42 pm »
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