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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3645 on: September 23, 2012, 06:04:08 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3646 on: September 23, 2012, 08:45:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3647 on: September 24, 2012, 01:45:06 am »
[4:42:49 PM] Sunbro: Yes except you relate everything to alien ponies
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3648 on: September 24, 2012, 09:28:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3649 on: September 24, 2012, 02:13:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3650 on: September 24, 2012, 02:34:42 pm »
Quote from: Descan on September 23, 2012, 09:04:06 pm
Luna is sexy. Moon sounds like butts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3651 on: September 24, 2012, 04:19:07 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 24, 2012, 04:18:35 pm
Senator, I did not have sexual relations with that meth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3652 on: September 24, 2012, 11:56:33 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on September 24, 2012, 11:54:13 pm
I'd really hate to have my day soured by a stranger jamming his penis up to his webcam.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3653 on: September 25, 2012, 01:39:38 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 23, 2012, 01:05:32 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3654 on: September 25, 2012, 03:16:05 pm »
[10:15.24] <lawastooshort> there is SO much shit spread over my desk. And most of it isn't mine.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3655 on: September 25, 2012, 03:42:03 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on September 25, 2012, 03:37:26 pm
oh no!
now where will I get my bacon to rub across my chest!?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3656 on: September 25, 2012, 04:35:04 pm »
Quote from: Pancaek on September 25, 2012, 04:22:27 pm
Still being as useless as a newborn puppy in a cagefight
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3657 on: September 26, 2012, 12:57:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3658 on: September 26, 2012, 01:03:36 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge on September 26, 2012, 01:00:42 am
It's true, man. Dried tiger testicles are where it's at.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3659 on: September 26, 2012, 03:53:37 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on September 26, 2012, 01:00:51 pm
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