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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3600 on: September 15, 2012, 06:54:19 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3601 on: September 15, 2012, 07:10:53 am »
What...?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3602 on: September 15, 2012, 07:39:20 am »
Quote from: Sprin on September 15, 2012, 07:32:02 am
hmmm we should combine a dog and a cat through shenanagen genetic research just because we can.

The best part is, it was out of context in its original place.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3603 on: September 15, 2012, 03:14:28 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 15, 2012, 02:37:10 am
it's not nearly as hard as you'd think for somebody's six year old to be trying to kill enemies with a faulty mouse while inhaling kind of a lot of marijuana smoke
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3604 on: September 15, 2012, 05:43:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3605 on: September 15, 2012, 10:04:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3606 on: September 16, 2012, 05:20:43 am »
[8/5/2012 8:01:20 PM] MajorMurray: Also just so you know, you and Debesh make a cute couple.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3607 on: September 16, 2012, 10:04:24 pm »
Quote from: Dirg on September 16, 2012, 01:13:43 pm
Actually Ice Cream devil was on heroes side. We fused together at one point as well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3608 on: September 16, 2012, 10:05:39 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 16, 2012, 09:58:36 pm
I'm picturing a bunch of gangster walking down the street, a car screeches up, the window rolls down, Kai leans out and screams, "I'M GAAAAAYYY MOTHERFUCKERS!" And the gangsters dive for cover as the car peels out of there.

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Mexico leaks over. China has to bill people for executions of the western province. Europe doesn't have a Mexico. We need to kill people or there will be total anarchy!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3609 on: September 18, 2012, 05:25:34 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 18, 2012, 05:22:11 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3610 on: September 18, 2012, 08:32:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3611 on: September 19, 2012, 07:37:30 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3612 on: September 19, 2012, 08:12:12 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on September 19, 2012, 07:52:50 am
OH my god, oh my jesus this is simply too big. TOOO BIG!

Whoo! First out of context quote =P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3613 on: September 19, 2012, 11:54:47 am »
Quote from: RedKing on September 19, 2012, 11:53:44 am
So now he's a zombie with perfect teeth?
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3614 on: September 20, 2012, 12:34:18 pm »
Quote from: Eagleon on September 19, 2012, 12:44:45 am
Become rich bastard, and leave all my wealth to my dog - on the stipulation that he lives a week in my haunted space mansion.
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