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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711542 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3585 on: September 11, 2012, 04:01:34 pm »

I saw a video about duck genitals being corkscrew shaped...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3586 on: September 11, 2012, 06:53:52 pm »

This hasen't happened yet, but I swear, I keep heari stories about a giant zombie sperm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3587 on: September 11, 2012, 10:45:18 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3588 on: September 11, 2012, 11:25:34 pm »

Also leave pregnant women in cocoons so that their young will burst out and then devour them whole. Seems a reasonable viewpoint.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3589 on: September 12, 2012, 12:00:20 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3590 on: September 12, 2012, 06:34:28 pm »

some kind of inter-dimensional cosmic phenomena involving multiple people existing in multiple universes while existing in eachother's universes and posting on forums that triggers a paradox that would result in the collapse of space and time if it weren't for the Spanish Inquisition.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3591 on: September 12, 2012, 06:50:21 pm »

Oh, and after you've poured your heart and soul and months of your life into the product, you get to watch while some tweener named xxxKillMasterd00dxxx downvotes it online with the comment

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3592 on: September 12, 2012, 08:12:55 pm »

Someday...the world will be ready for my concussive grade-boosting therapy...but that day is not today.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3593 on: September 12, 2012, 11:59:02 pm »

Wrong thread, sorry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3594 on: September 13, 2012, 07:10:14 am »

With the attainment of galactic war, I am happy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3595 on: September 13, 2012, 11:19:02 pm »

So, pissed off reptilian starfish with a hunger for long pork?

I can dig it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3596 on: September 14, 2012, 04:22:55 am »

I ran so fast that I exploded my fingertips. That hasn't happened in a while.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3597 on: September 14, 2012, 12:11:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3598 on: September 15, 2012, 01:17:17 am »

So it turns out MZ is not actually life size, but, rather, a miniature version of himself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3599 on: September 15, 2012, 01:53:39 am »

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