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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711538 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3570 on: September 09, 2012, 01:51:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3571 on: September 09, 2012, 02:20:01 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 09, 2012, 09:54:16 am
Quote from: Graknorke on September 09, 2012, 09:03:32 am
I don't.
I.
What?
So he had some sort of giant ass-testicle with dick-nipples and the ability to produce miniature humans with the development of a foetus in everything but the head, but that are wrapped in a fishy skin. And they have big phallic protrusions on the non-sucky end that contain name stamps and excrete a white fluid if the body of the creature is compressed?
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Goats will ignore your grass and eat the neighbours' roses. They're just evil bastards like that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3572 on: September 09, 2012, 02:56:44 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3573 on: September 10, 2012, 12:17:26 am »
Quote from: Scelly9 on September 10, 2012, 12:14:15 am
Good. God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3574 on: September 10, 2012, 12:51:02 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on September 10, 2012, 12:26:38 am
*Xantalos considers naming potential wife MaximumZero

Ah, freudian slips...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3575 on: September 10, 2012, 03:50:33 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3576 on: September 10, 2012, 12:04:27 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 10, 2012, 12:01:13 pm
Burn it.
Burn it all.
Burn the sea to the ground.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3577 on: September 10, 2012, 05:27:37 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 10, 2012, 05:26:40 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3578 on: September 10, 2012, 05:27:59 pm »
You are fast, good sir.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3579 on: September 10, 2012, 05:29:19 pm »
I see all~
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3580 on: September 10, 2012, 11:54:47 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 09, 2012, 03:48:35 pm
I will make you the manliest froufrou drink on the planet!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3581 on: September 11, 2012, 01:59:14 am »
Quote from: RedKing on September 10, 2012, 03:15:01 pm
"So....I want to cut you and taste your blood...."
"Hold that thought, baby."
*opens window*
"WHEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3582 on: September 11, 2012, 12:26:36 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 11, 2012, 12:22:49 pm
Neurotoxins: They're magically delicious!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3583 on: September 11, 2012, 12:32:52 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on September 11, 2012, 12:31:24 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3584 on: September 11, 2012, 01:30:34 pm »
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