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Vorthon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3555 on: September 06, 2012, 06:59:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3556 on: September 06, 2012, 07:01:49 pm »
Vort, you posting that here is enough to give it context I'm afraid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3557 on: September 06, 2012, 07:04:13 pm »
Dammit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3558 on: September 06, 2012, 07:07:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3559 on: September 06, 2012, 08:31:21 pm »
Quote from: brainfreez on September 06, 2012, 03:35:28 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3560 on: September 06, 2012, 09:35:19 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on September 06, 2012, 09:08:21 pm
cat's are cute, but I don't need them to satisfy bodily urges.

Quote from: Hanslanda on September 06, 2012, 11:33:12 pm
It's really wierd to bone a zombie. Really wierd.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2012, 11:37:44 pm by Flying Dice »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3561 on: September 06, 2012, 11:50:37 pm »
Quote from: Shinotsa on September 06, 2012, 06:38:08 pm
It all makes sense! MZ isn't a man...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3562 on: September 07, 2012, 07:21:07 am »
Quote from: scriver on September 06, 2012, 04:47:52 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3563 on: September 07, 2012, 01:58:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3564 on: September 07, 2012, 09:39:04 pm »
Quote from: Shinotsa on September 07, 2012, 07:39:57 am
The real question is whether more people fap to the shower sex scene, or the equipment loadout.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3565 on: September 07, 2012, 11:31:30 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 06, 2012, 02:10:28 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3566 on: September 08, 2012, 11:06:29 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3567 on: September 08, 2012, 02:05:23 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 08, 2012, 01:48:04 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3568 on: September 08, 2012, 08:52:32 pm »
"He's Scottish, he'd take one look at Lycan and he'd, like, get deep fried."
"Deep fry vision: It's like heat vision but better."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3569 on: September 09, 2012, 09:54:16 am »
Quote from: Graknorke on September 09, 2012, 09:03:32 am
I don't.
I.
What?
So he had some sort of giant ass-testicle with dick-nipples and the ability to produce miniature humans with the development of a foetus in everything but the head, but that are wrapped in a fishy skin. And they have big phallic protrusions on the non-sucky end that contain name stamps and excrete a white fluid if the body of the creature is compressed?
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