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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756742 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3540 on: September 02, 2012, 09:36:40 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3541 on: September 03, 2012, 06:49:18 am »

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3542 on: September 03, 2012, 07:58:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3543 on: September 03, 2012, 08:02:45 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3544 on: September 04, 2012, 10:29:46 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3545 on: September 04, 2012, 03:41:46 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3546 on: September 04, 2012, 04:07:03 pm »

23:05 - Dermonster: i am the biggest male reproductive organ and you know it

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I'm so sorry but I couldn't resist.



23:30 - ffschooler: is it bad i'm not surprised when i come back and am asked to confirm whether or not i'm the taker in a gay anime relationship
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3547 on: September 05, 2012, 01:17:11 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3548 on: September 05, 2012, 01:21:13 pm »

I've found "Karate" & "Judo" on corpses before.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3549 on: September 05, 2012, 09:27:57 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3550 on: September 05, 2012, 09:44:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3551 on: September 05, 2012, 11:56:25 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3552 on: September 06, 2012, 07:57:26 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3553 on: September 06, 2012, 02:12:56 pm »

Now we just need a You, Your, They, I, My, Mine, We, Our, Them, and Their and we'll have the non-gendered personal pronoun pantheon!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3554 on: September 06, 2012, 06:58:55 pm »

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