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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756750 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3525 on: August 30, 2012, 07:33:37 pm »
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freeformschooler: and my ass absorbs light
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freeformschooler: it absorbs solar energy and emits it back as pocket protectors
Some lines omitted because the last line is directly relevant to the first.

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freeformschooler: you underestimate my ass
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3526 on: August 30, 2012, 07:35:08 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on August 28, 2012, 08:00:54 pm
Damn your skeletal badger! Damn it to heck!
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3527 on: August 30, 2012, 10:54:04 pm »
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freeformschooler: so i can only speak in algebra and rants
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3528 on: August 31, 2012, 12:44:10 am »
Quote from: Sheb on August 31, 2012, 12:07:31 am
I wonder if Future GOP will support the second amendment right to own Relativistic Shotguns.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3529 on: August 31, 2012, 03:07:35 am »
Quote from: Caerwyn on August 28, 2012, 10:32:22 pm
Avoid the camels, those things spell death with two D's and extra corpses.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3530 on: August 31, 2012, 12:08:11 pm »
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then I'm transported to minecraft's nether, go into a tower (I stopped dying suddenly) and watch someone be reunited with their father before they both jump off into a pool of lava and die.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3531 on: August 31, 2012, 05:14:28 pm »
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on August 31, 2012, 04:00:32 pm
And why is Goofy a fucking hipster?!
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 31, 2012, 11:49:32 am
Aww, that means I'll have to blame something else when I punch out Uwe Boll.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 05:45:42 pm by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3532 on: August 31, 2012, 05:49:42 pm »
(Damn youuu! Ya beat me. Now I have to find something else to post... Watch this space.)

Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 31, 2012, 05:09:55 pm
Dick move, you don't seal someone's maple syrup.

Spoiler: The typo makes it funnier (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 05:55:50 pm by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3533 on: September 01, 2012, 05:03:05 am »
Quote from: Barbarossa TSG on September 01, 2012, 12:05:40 am
"He's a Bachelor of God!"
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 31, 2012, 11:05:52 pm
They export snow, syrup, geese, and various feces.
Quote from: Dutchling on September 01, 2012, 04:29:49 am
A horse ejaculated on my bedroom floor.

Quote from: brainfreez on September 01, 2012, 08:36:04 am
yes (actually i couldn't catch the cat) . then i saw that the cat is not my cat ...

when i saw my cat staring at me from the window ....
???
Quote from: brainfreez on September 01, 2012, 08:17:20 am
all the seconds i wasted to get gracefully raped by a conservative fast food worker .
all the times i had to press space or enter to skip the newspapers and elections .
all the children i enslaved to earn money for me while i learn in college and spread the liberal message in useless slaughter.
(I love you, Brainfreez. I can quote your entire posts and they still work fine in the Out of Context thread. :P)
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 11:31:17 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3534 on: September 01, 2012, 06:19:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3535 on: September 01, 2012, 07:05:38 pm »
Quote from: brainfreez on September 01, 2012, 06:56:46 pm
so , anyone wants a gaytime with cream cake ?
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3536 on: September 01, 2012, 07:10:18 pm »
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ffschooler: [...] theres an underground maple syrup cartel
ffschooler: with seedy dealings and citywide takeovers
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3537 on: September 02, 2012, 09:10:30 am »
[04:09.55] <Yoink> Slapping someone with a large fish is totally one of my fantasies
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3538 on: September 02, 2012, 02:52:16 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 02, 2012, 12:30:29 pm
Sour Guava doesn't really seem to make me forsake life, no.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3539 on: September 02, 2012, 07:42:13 pm »
This one's the best, but I couldn't just leave the other two out, even though they give it a little context. Thus, spoiler. Everything's in reverse order because why not.
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Gatleos: I just got like 400 XP from porn
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