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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3510 on: August 28, 2012, 11:01:10 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 28, 2012, 10:41:51 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 28, 2012, 10:39:41 pm
LW, you bastard. I meant that other thing that MZ said for me. :P
Of coooouuuuurse :P
Hehehehehe...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3511 on: August 29, 2012, 05:02:44 am »
Quote from: lawastooshort on August 28, 2012, 07:48:26 am
...an endless torrent of hard-boiled eggs, waffles and half-digested pheasant from the night before shoots out at a speed that knocks the unfortunate Davy Crockett dripping to the floor! His clothes, under the overactive digestive juices of a trained President, begin to sizzle and dissolve. As Roosevelt continues to thrust out the acrid aftermath of his breakfast, his body refuses to recognise it is empty, and pushes out morsels of internal organ: guts, kidneys, slivers of slimy damp lung; all find themselves flung out across the room and upon his enemies!
Quote from: kaijyuu on August 28, 2012, 02:45:43 pm
Man, I hope my death will cause people to ask such important questions about the human condition.

What a legacy to leave behind!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 28, 2012, 03:33:27 pm
Human sexuality is like walking a really hazardous beach. There are rip currents, tidal pools, stagnant marshes, quick sands and if you go too far you can get swept away by the high tide.
Quote from: Skyrunner on August 28, 2012, 07:51:16 pm
A hurricane in a can! Easy deployment! Get it at your local GodMarttm.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2012, 05:16:40 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3512 on: August 29, 2012, 07:17:34 am »
Quote from: armeggedonCounselor on August 28, 2012, 11:51:49 pm
Let's not kid ourselves. Everything was fuck long before the calculus of lust came into the picture.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3513 on: August 29, 2012, 08:31:25 am »
Quote from: EuchreJack on August 29, 2012, 07:45:33 am
Alien Credit Chips are probably the new Nigerian national currency.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3514 on: August 29, 2012, 04:50:20 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on August 29, 2012, 03:50:46 pm
I'd be careful with your words if I were you, as I could really go for some churros right now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3515 on: August 29, 2012, 09:24:07 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 29, 2012, 09:22:13 pm
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3516 on: August 29, 2012, 11:26:44 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on August 29, 2012, 11:13:47 pm
Not sure how that old proviso works with things without gender, but I guess you can hum a tune and fake it well enough.

Just watch out for splinters, I guess.

Quote from: Ruttiger on August 26, 2012, 03:42:27 pm
Getting juice is... unpleasant.  Really unpleasant. 
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 30, 2012, 01:10:22 am
Anesthesia is fuuuuun! Especially when it's your face!
« Last Edit: August 30, 2012, 01:53:55 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3517 on: August 30, 2012, 03:12:32 am »
Quote from: Euld on August 30, 2012, 03:06:51 am
At no point in this logical mess was there any money in my butt o_o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3518 on: August 30, 2012, 08:20:38 am »
Quote from: RedKing on August 30, 2012, 08:04:16 am
"having a little problem with my dangling gonads right now". Which led me to wonder exactly how Swedish dentistry works.  ???
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3519 on: August 30, 2012, 08:21:09 am »
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on August 29, 2012, 07:22:04 am
Can't a man try to eat a semi-intelligent giant bird without people turning it sexual?
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« Reply #3520 on: August 30, 2012, 08:25:39 am »
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[22:11] <Tiruin> Bound and gagged to a chair...
[22:11] * Tiruin thinks of seatbelts.
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<Caellath> We already compared sizes, and I'm bigger.
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[22:23] <Caellath> NOW GTFO
[22:23] <Kingfisher> Thanks
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3521 on: August 30, 2012, 09:47:15 am »
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[17:42] <Caellath> But I have to leave for work.
[17:42] <Caellath> No sex though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3522 on: August 30, 2012, 12:35:15 pm »
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Poo crippled my communication abilities
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Quote from: Kamin on August 18, 2012, 08:38:00 pm
Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
Quote from: darkrider2 on August 17, 2012, 12:40:11 pm
That is brilliant.
Quote from: Kamin on August 17, 2012, 08:42:30 pm
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
Quote from: Ifeno on August 17, 2012, 10:50:08 am
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3523 on: August 30, 2012, 01:11:59 pm »
Quote from: Conchita~
Conchita~: BUT
Conchita~: JUST
Conchita~: WHICH GAME
Conchita~: WHICH GAME HAS THE POWER TO LET PEOPLE KILL OTHER PEOPLE WITH ASS LOVE SHOTGUNS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3524 on: August 30, 2012, 05:23:43 pm »
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WHY ARE BABIES COMING OUT OF MY SINK
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