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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757351 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3495 on: August 28, 2012, 01:07:19 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3496 on: August 28, 2012, 12:42:22 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on August 28, 2012, 10:20:35 am
Nah, they just wanted to enlarge their alien wing-wangs in seven days or less.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3497 on: August 28, 2012, 01:32:32 pm »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on August 26, 2012, 12:11:40 pm
I would say we should form some kind of antisocial community if that weren't so glaringly contradictory.

Quote from: MaximumZero on August 26, 2012, 08:57:27 pm
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3498 on: August 28, 2012, 02:59:12 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on August 28, 2012, 02:44:29 pm
A couple goes off to have sex. They take a salt shaker with them. What could they possibly be doing?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3499 on: August 28, 2012, 05:02:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3500 on: August 28, 2012, 05:17:40 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on August 28, 2012, 05:16:15 pm
That sounds like either the start to an interesting short story or a fascinating set of criminal charges.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3501 on: August 28, 2012, 05:17:52 pm »
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I would continue SPEWING HATRED but my screen is covered in foam from my FANATICAL SPITTLE COVERED LIPS and my mom has just called me for dinner.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3502 on: August 28, 2012, 05:49:48 pm »
Quote from: Mictlantecuhtli on August 28, 2012, 05:39:33 pm
Good old Theophilus Cunnilingus, he died a young and lipless man.

If that's over the line, I'll edit it out.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3503 on: August 28, 2012, 05:52:51 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on August 28, 2012, 02:02:47 pm
Admittedly it's very hard to be threatening when you're dragging yourself around like a seal
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3504 on: August 28, 2012, 06:50:49 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on August 28, 2012, 06:05:25 pm
"Buy our printers or we'll sick the ninjas on you."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3505 on: August 28, 2012, 07:16:20 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 28, 2012, 06:26:31 pm
clearly, they've never tried fighting an infuriated seal.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3506 on: August 28, 2012, 10:35:34 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 28, 2012, 10:23:34 pm
I CAN'T QUOTE MYSELF IN THE OOC QUOTES THREAD!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3507 on: August 28, 2012, 10:38:02 pm »
This is true.

I'd ask that you refrain from being ironic and meta or some such but I don't really care as long as it doesn't happen every other quote.

Other than that I would personally say that that quote doesn't really seem worth much.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3508 on: August 28, 2012, 10:39:41 pm »
LW, you bastard. I meant that other thing that MZ said for me. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3509 on: August 28, 2012, 10:41:51 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 28, 2012, 10:39:41 pm
LW, you bastard. I meant that other thing that MZ said for me. :P
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