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Hanslanda

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3315 on: July 29, 2012, 10:06:51 pm »
Quote from: Talvieno on July 29, 2012, 09:41:53 pm
"hey, don't shoot that slow-moving cannon at me, take this megashotgun instead!"
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3316 on: July 30, 2012, 02:21:47 am »
Quote from: MetalGear on July 30, 2012, 12:31:32 am
A child went in there for some reason and someone dropped some pants at him knocking his teeth out.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3317 on: July 30, 2012, 09:47:20 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3318 on: July 30, 2012, 11:31:41 am »
Quote from: Karlito on July 30, 2012, 11:25:53 am
Next week on True Truean, a court clerk's error causes Truean to be appointed to defend the man who assaulted her in the lobby.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3319 on: July 30, 2012, 01:45:33 pm »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3320 on: July 30, 2012, 01:48:50 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3321 on: July 31, 2012, 06:42:42 am »
Quote from: Errol on July 31, 2012, 06:38:06 am
Are there still people building giant rainbow bridges of doom?
Because those were awesome.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3322 on: July 31, 2012, 09:42:11 am »
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[00:40] <Dragor> I think I go to bed and moan a little bit
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3323 on: July 31, 2012, 10:16:49 am »
Quote from: scriver on July 31, 2012, 10:10:27 am
I'm going to create a new self esteem issue therapy where people can look up their own names in Out of Context threads.
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3324 on: July 31, 2012, 06:31:09 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on July 31, 2012, 06:18:56 pm
Every problem can be solved by blowing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3325 on: July 31, 2012, 06:33:13 pm »
It's true!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3326 on: July 31, 2012, 07:04:47 pm »
*whistles innocently*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3327 on: July 31, 2012, 09:45:56 pm »
Quote from: thryn on July 31, 2012, 09:18:32 pm
I must be the MOST HIDEOUS SHE-BEAST IN ALL THE LAND."


Reading the comments above me, this would be much funnier if it was greatorder that said it.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3328 on: August 01, 2012, 03:42:19 am »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on July 31, 2012, 04:48:58 pm
I walk up to a bunny and it promptly explodes in my face. This is normal, right?
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3329 on: August 01, 2012, 11:36:31 am »
Quote from: RedKing on August 01, 2012, 10:10:22 am
WWJD? Apparently He'd leave the water running and all the lights on. >_<
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