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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758055 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3285 on: July 22, 2012, 05:24:25 pm »
[2012:07:23:08:23:43] <Kawahebi_Reiko> Maybe he has a valid point and your people should be rounded up in Concentration Camps
[2012:07:23:08:23:48] <Kawahebi_Reiko> Have you ever thought of that?!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3286 on: July 22, 2012, 09:23:07 pm »
And now, Ochi presents Quality lines between him and Owlga.

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[02:01:37] Owlga: It's always the asses with these cats
[02:01:43] Owlga: I see you ochi
[02:01:44] ~Ochita~: What
[02:01:45] ~Ochita~: whaat
[02:01:47] Owlga: I know you're really orin

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[01:46:58] Owlga: Ochi stop stealing my lines
[01:47:03] ~Ochita~: Owlga stop being me
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3287 on: July 23, 2012, 01:35:34 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on July 22, 2012, 05:05:20 pm
...crap. I just turned B12 into a zero-g orgy. >.<

Quote from: kaijyuu on July 23, 2012, 01:35:31 am
I'm not sure you understand the whole "defeat them with friendship" thing. It doesn't involve murder.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3288 on: July 23, 2012, 05:06:03 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 22, 2012, 06:00:57 pm
Yes. They are tactical dolphin silos.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3289 on: July 23, 2012, 10:56:58 am »
Quote from: RedKing on July 23, 2012, 09:16:00 am
And apparently we're destined to found the first gay bar in space.

This was the first thing I read on 12 bay today....
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3290 on: July 24, 2012, 07:27:30 am »
Quote from: Descan on July 23, 2012, 04:59:05 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3291 on: July 24, 2012, 03:57:51 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on July 24, 2012, 03:35:17 pm
I'm telling you, the robot unions are going to kill this country.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3292 on: July 25, 2012, 01:43:38 pm »
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I'M ALREADY NAKED
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3293 on: July 25, 2012, 03:10:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3294 on: July 25, 2012, 03:11:28 pm »
Not sure if i already quoted this here, happened a while ago.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3295 on: July 25, 2012, 03:31:50 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on July 25, 2012, 03:21:40 pm
Wait, wait, wait....we have a conversation going on here between EveryZig and GreatJustice.  ???

WTF, is this Socratic dialogue as brought to you by Zero Wing?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3296 on: July 25, 2012, 05:51:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3297 on: July 26, 2012, 12:25:49 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 24, 2012, 07:39:15 pm
Of course they stick, they only get one chance to love every decade or so.

Quote from: sambojin on July 26, 2012, 01:24:10 am
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3298 on: July 26, 2012, 02:02:31 pm »
Quote from: Rex_Nex on July 26, 2012, 01:50:51 pm
Huh. I dropped Jeb from half the atmosphere up and he survived :[
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3299 on: July 26, 2012, 03:45:28 pm »
Quote from: Caellath on July 26, 2012, 02:47:17 pm
take revenge on Travolta and destroy his evil lair, which is full of anti-air batteries and soldiers in Speedos so Xenu's followers won't get him.
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