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Ehndras

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3270 on: July 16, 2012, 09:57:26 am »
Quote from: Ashton1993 during discussion between the League's GMs
Eh, I once made a teacher cry after shouting at her for a good ten minutes when she told me my colour wheel was wrong

Its even better in context, rofl. I could just imagine Ashton doing that, too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3271 on: July 16, 2012, 11:08:44 am »
Quote from: Azakanan, same convo with GMs
[12:03:08 PM] Azkanan: You don't need to do me this turn
[12:03:12 PM] Azkanan: I've already done me by accident.
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You're never too old to enjoy flying body parts.  
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Ehndras, you are the prettiest man I have ever seen
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"I am a member of Earth. I enjoy to drink the water. In Earth we have an internal skeleton."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3272 on: July 16, 2012, 07:56:24 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on July 16, 2012, 07:49:29 pm
"Hi, I'm Shakespear and- HOLY FUCK THE GRIM REAPER IS AFTER ME!  Quickly, take this 2x2 book, and this 1x2 feather, and also wear this 2x2 hat while carrying this 7x2 sword!  Bye!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3273 on: July 18, 2012, 10:32:48 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 18, 2012, 05:34:06 am
LAWNS KILL BEES

This is all I see. Clearly, an ill fated bee is holding the camera....
« Last Edit: July 18, 2012, 10:49:01 am by Truean »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3274 on: July 18, 2012, 10:44:23 am »
Quote from: greatorder on July 17, 2012, 05:18:05 pm
I feel like an immature dick right now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3275 on: July 18, 2012, 03:04:23 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on July 18, 2012, 02:58:39 pm
MEGA BEARD EXPLOSION!

ALL BEARDS EVERYWHERE EXPLODE!

MOON ON FIRE!

MOON ZOMBIES ON FIRE!

.......SHIT!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3276 on: July 18, 2012, 05:40:21 pm »
Quote from: Descan on July 18, 2012, 02:52:17 pm
Yeah, bitches up here be wealthy as shit.

Awww yeeeeah.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3277 on: July 18, 2012, 06:21:39 pm »
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Gatleos: [...] I do it all the time and want to be spanked and told I'm a bad boy
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3278 on: July 18, 2012, 10:57:00 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2012, 08:04:40 am
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on July 18, 2012, 06:15:47 am
Do it, do it! Let go of the restraints of herd-morality! Become an ubermensch in a single act of neck-twistedness!
I'm pretty sure that is not how you're supposed to become the ubermensch.
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3279 on: July 19, 2012, 05:59:47 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3280 on: July 19, 2012, 02:52:28 pm »
Quote from: Sensei on July 19, 2012, 02:45:26 pm
I'm pretty sure prune-fingering to death is out of the question.
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Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3281 on: July 20, 2012, 01:36:56 am »
Quote from: kaenneth on July 19, 2012, 07:09:41 pm
mmm, bacon strips peeled off rotting zombie pigs...

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 20, 2012, 01:31:06 am
Makes sense to me, you can keep a lot of things in wheelbarrows. Like communists.

Quote from: greatorder on July 20, 2012, 01:40:33 am
I... didn't want to know that.

nor do I think I'll be sitting on the loo for the next few days.

you scared my arse!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3282 on: July 20, 2012, 08:57:38 am »
Quote from: Janet on July 20, 2012, 03:42:34 am
Man sometimes curiosity gets me into the weirdest things. And I don't even know why I like it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3283 on: July 20, 2012, 03:57:57 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 20, 2012, 03:35:17 pm
there is now a man wearing spandex drilling bullfrogs onto boats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3284 on: July 20, 2012, 06:55:40 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 20, 2012, 02:05:01 pm
Quote from: kaijyuu on July 20, 2012, 02:03:51 pm
I almost passed out once after getting shot 3 times.
I'm surprised you aren't dead.
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