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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3255 on: July 13, 2012, 09:33:02 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on July 13, 2012, 05:00:17 pm
The trade of pornographic materials is probably something akin to a universal sign of friendship right?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3256 on: July 13, 2012, 10:06:35 pm »
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« Reply #3257 on: July 13, 2012, 11:43:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3258 on: July 14, 2012, 02:52:44 am »
Quote from: Sensei on July 14, 2012, 01:02:02 am
Incidentally, I probably would have seen fit to smite him without the "yo", on the criteria that his action is free from rhyming, westside, gangsters, homies or bitches.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3259 on: July 14, 2012, 10:40:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3260 on: July 14, 2012, 10:47:53 am »
Taric again, I presume?
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« Reply #3261 on: July 14, 2012, 10:48:37 am »
Naturally.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3262 on: July 14, 2012, 05:31:13 pm »
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« Reply #3263 on: July 14, 2012, 09:05:15 pm »
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« Reply #3264 on: July 14, 2012, 09:58:47 pm »
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[12:57] <@Glowcat> There can never be enough waffles, not until it is time for Wafflin and the Waefflir to fight Pancaki and all things Pancake at Breakfastrok.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3265 on: July 15, 2012, 04:21:11 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on July 13, 2012, 03:34:30 pm
I'll use a British shark with an American flag strapped to it.

Quote from: MaximumZero on July 13, 2012, 03:34:30 pm
Yes. I have a legion of people ready to punch each other with sharks.

You might notice these are from the same post, incidentally.


EDIT: One more.

Quote from: kaijyuu on July 14, 2012, 09:02:05 pm
I must say, building book forts and book catapults is perhaps the best possible outcome of a religious debate.

The full discussion was funnier, though I'm not sure I can say any less silly.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2012, 04:25:25 am by IronyOwl »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3266 on: July 15, 2012, 12:52:53 pm »
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Re: 945: "I'm Sorry"

Postby rigwarl » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:56 pm UTC

    webgrunt wrote:Incorrect response:

    Person 1: "My mom's house burned down."
    Person 2: "I'm sorry."

    Correct response:

    Person 1: "My mom's house burned down."
    Person 2: "Bummer."



Very Incorrect response:

Person 1: "My mom's house burned down."
Person 2: "lol"
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« Reply #3267 on: July 15, 2012, 09:11:31 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on July 15, 2012, 12:45:37 pm
They're so cute when they're bloodthirsty.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death
« Reply #3268 on: July 15, 2012, 11:30:41 pm »
"Well duh! Everyone knows the Pope isn't fireproof!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3269 on: July 16, 2012, 04:49:46 am »
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