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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757892 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3195 on: July 01, 2012, 09:49:52 am »
Little bit, yeah.

Anyway, sticking to semi-recent is still a good idea.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3196 on: July 01, 2012, 09:56:30 am »
*points towards second half of threadtitle*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3197 on: July 01, 2012, 12:41:34 pm »
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19:47 - Ancient Tyrael: Rilder im not taking my clothes off for you
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19:48 - Rilder: WHAT IS WRONG WITH NUDITY
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19:49 - Rilder: Together we form the Spaceballs maid
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20:01 - Reusable-Box: PINEAPPLES DON'T BELONG UNDER THE SEA
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20:06 - Reusable-Box: Maybe my bathroom scared her off forever.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2012, 01:00:27 pm by Darvi »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3198 on: July 01, 2012, 02:35:38 pm »
He has a point there. It is far too hot here right now to not consider nudity, the only problem is that there is other people here right now who aren't as annoyed by the heat.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3199 on: July 01, 2012, 02:41:35 pm »
Were I to venture out, I would consider the extreme opposite of nudity, lest I be burnt to a cinder.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3200 on: July 02, 2012, 04:34:09 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on July 02, 2012, 04:32:22 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3201 on: July 02, 2012, 08:58:38 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on July 02, 2012, 08:04:59 pm
"Halfway through breakfast, the mail attacks. Roll Initiative"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3202 on: July 02, 2012, 11:28:29 pm »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3203 on: July 02, 2012, 11:30:36 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on July 02, 2012, 05:06:58 pm
Unless the villain turns out to be a whale phallus when unmasked, that is.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3204 on: July 03, 2012, 10:46:25 am »
Quote from: head on July 03, 2012, 08:36:20 am
But shit man makes it interesting
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3205 on: July 03, 2012, 10:53:11 am »
"Shitman!

With the awesome power to... make things interesting? How does that even make sense?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3206 on: July 03, 2012, 10:56:59 am »
Quote from: Overheard from some girls from a church youth group that was helping at work that day
"You don't exercise your fingers? You mean you don't sit down and do that by yourself?"

At least, I think I'm taking that out of context...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3207 on: July 03, 2012, 02:50:25 pm »
That could certainly be thought of in a different way. Consider what the end bit could mean.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3208 on: July 03, 2012, 04:48:54 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 03, 2012, 03:36:18 pm

Public death by SNU SNU? With the family?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3209 on: July 03, 2012, 08:02:28 pm »
Quote from: Sergius on July 03, 2012, 05:34:36 pm
That is a LOT of hot underwear pennies!
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