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Scelly9

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3165 on: June 20, 2012, 07:14:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3166 on: June 22, 2012, 02:58:07 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3167 on: June 22, 2012, 05:21:36 am »
Yoshi's Island?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3168 on: June 22, 2012, 07:24:15 pm »
Quote from: kaenneth on June 22, 2012, 06:16:16 pm
Ahh, yes, the time honored legal tradition of checking if the defendant weighs the same as a duck.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3169 on: June 23, 2012, 04:05:15 pm »
Quote from: yougiedeggs on June 23, 2012, 04:01:34 pm
They apologize, but they're still dipping their balls in the pb, and you're just glad it's not the dick anymore.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3170 on: June 23, 2012, 10:40:40 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3171 on: June 25, 2012, 01:23:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3172 on: June 25, 2012, 01:25:39 pm »
Quote from: Descan on June 25, 2012, 11:53:27 am
Or all that peanut butter...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3173 on: June 25, 2012, 05:03:08 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3174 on: June 25, 2012, 05:04:49 pm »
Quote from: Josephus on June 25, 2012, 02:46:25 pm
we're here to piss in each others' cheerios
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3175 on: June 26, 2012, 12:28:40 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on June 26, 2012, 12:22:37 pm
I got a 10-minute robotic butt massage.
Quote from: greatorder on June 26, 2012, 01:27:01 pm
at least this isn't a Japanese anime, that'd make it far, FAR worse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3176 on: June 26, 2012, 02:43:44 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 26, 2012, 02:05:14 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3177 on: June 27, 2012, 12:15:34 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on June 27, 2012, 12:13:29 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3178 on: June 27, 2012, 10:20:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3179 on: June 27, 2012, 11:40:43 pm »
Quote from: Janet on June 27, 2012, 08:30:05 pm
I'm sure my girlfriend could tear a Colonial marines head off, but I don't think she's a Xenomorph.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.
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