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[Truean]

Animals existed before trees? That must have sucked.

Dogs would be at a loss for what to pee on.

[Bauglir]

I need you to rub some of your mojo on me.

[SalmonGod]

Wait, what did Viktor have removed?

[applesauce machine]

Gatleos: Why are you vomiting weird shit at me suddenly

Gatleos: If you're ever camping and get attacked by a bear, drop your pants and scrape flint over your pubes to scare it off

Gatleos: Genital flamethrower

Gatleos: I have a mustache that roams freely on my skin

I think I'm doing bette-- wait 50% of these are still about nether-regions FFFFFFFF--

[freeformschooler]

Gatleos: Liberal is a race now
Gatleos: Canon

Gatleos: Ididthecaramelldansen

Gatleos: I haven't seen the end of the glasses fetish teasing yet

[Dutchling]

Also [horses are] impregnated more easily than brazilian soap opera characters, as the thread proves.

[Truean]

look, this is the only forum with a forum game revolving around being Abraham Lincoln's speedo.

if that can't make you like this forum, I have no clue what can.

Disney caused us to drop the atom bomb.

Regardless of whether it's a holocaust or not, DISNEY DID IT. NEVAR FORGET

[Tiruin]

look, this is the only forum with a forum game revolving around being Abraham Lincoln's speedo.

if that can't make you like this forum, I have no clue what can.

This speedo, actually.

Two people need to start making out to buy us some time.

[Truean]

Somehow the link provides even LESS context, so it works.

"The contract called for defendant's immortal soul and is thus void for lack of value-for-exchange consideration."

(Do you win when the judge says you don't have to pay because you have no soul to give?)

[MetalSlimeHunt]

But can an individual be compelled by the state to transfer ownership of their immortal soul under the Establishment Clause, even if demanded by contract?

[MaximumZero]

"The contract called for defendant's immortal soul and is thus void for lack of value-for-exchange consideration."

(Do you win when the judge says you don't have to pay because you have no soul to give?)

Dohohoho.

[Aklyon]

"The contract called for defendant's immortal soul and is thus void for lack of value-for-exchange consideration."

(Do you win when the judge says you don't have to pay because you have no soul to give?)

Dohohoho.

Either that or the judje doesn't think your soul is worth enough to mention.

[RedKing]

Your wife is only plotting to kill you because she has nothing else worth striving for in her life.

[Ehndras]

They got hit during insertion, now they're faffing about in their dreams

[Ehndras]

Oh shiet. I'm a thing again. In a thing? Participating in a thing?