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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757748 times)

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3120 on: June 14, 2012, 10:14:25 pm »
I would have posted that but it's just too easy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3121 on: June 14, 2012, 10:36:51 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on June 14, 2012, 10:14:25 pm
I would have posted that but it's just too easy.

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That explains why your flesh is appetizing

Quote from: SalmonGod on June 14, 2012, 09:25:13 pm
Once it's down my throat, I never think about it again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3122 on: June 14, 2012, 10:47:42 pm »
Quote from: Truean on June 14, 2012, 10:36:51 pm
Quote from: SalmonGod on June 14, 2012, 09:25:13 pm
Once it's down my throat, I never think about it again.

I was totally expecting this one :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3123 on: June 14, 2012, 10:51:53 pm »
Quote from: PyroDesu on June 14, 2012, 10:47:42 pm
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Mildly OOC?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3124 on: June 15, 2012, 12:32:14 pm »
Quote from: darkrider2 on June 15, 2012, 09:49:24 am
The sad part is I know there's a good person in there buried under a load of manga.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3125 on: June 15, 2012, 01:38:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3126 on: June 15, 2012, 05:15:53 pm »
Is that in Australian or English?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3127 on: June 15, 2012, 05:22:21 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on June 15, 2012, 05:15:53 pm
Is that in Australian or English?
Yes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3128 on: June 15, 2012, 05:23:13 pm »
So he wants neither?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3129 on: June 15, 2012, 06:02:20 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on June 02, 2012, 04:26:51 pm
I think, I haven't really ever kept track of how high I am.

Am I doing it wrong?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3130 on: June 15, 2012, 08:04:37 pm »
No, you're definitely doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3131 on: June 15, 2012, 09:08:48 pm »
Quote from: Keldane on June 15, 2012, 08:08:05 pm
Elf blood is a terrible lubricant.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3132 on: June 15, 2012, 11:51:07 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on June 15, 2012, 11:46:59 pm
So, it'll probably be a bunch of obese demihumans screaming the n-word at each other, knowing full well that no one in the room is capable of being offended by it, and thinking it's hilarious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3133 on: June 16, 2012, 01:51:37 am »
Quote from: greatorder on June 12, 2012, 08:57:16 am
I saw two mammoths launched into the air by nothing within the span of an hour.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3134 on: June 16, 2012, 10:17:45 am »
Quote from: m4davis on June 09, 2012, 02:41:19 am
well I fell like a idiot now clearly it has been far to long since I have tried to eat vomit
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