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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3060 on: June 06, 2012, 12:28:08 am »
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Gatleos: Majora's mask is awesome, and also I'll be there if you need someone to talk to, and also dicks are floppy and hilarious
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I need to find more quotes about not-dicks srsly u guise
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3061 on: June 06, 2012, 12:34:48 am »
Quote from: applesauce machine on June 06, 2012, 12:28:08 am
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Gatleos: Majora's mask is awesome, and also I'll be there if you need someone to talk to, and also dicks are floppy and hilarious
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applesmachine: YOU HAVE A HAREM
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I need to find more quotes about not-dicks srsly u guise
Many is the time I have reflected that being born with hilarious genitals is both a gift and a curse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3062 on: June 06, 2012, 12:58:30 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3063 on: June 06, 2012, 08:51:15 am »
[23:50] <Maklak_Indigo> You said nothing offensive. I'm just confused as to why your teacher is a prick for wanting to adopt you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3064 on: June 06, 2012, 09:03:58 am »
DEAR GOD.

Pardon my departure from a lack of context but DEAR GOD.

http://news.yahoo.com/someone-mama-fat-she-exploded-crematorium-174944643.html

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A morbidly obese woman’s corpse caused a crematorium in Austria to burst into flames

I'm at work. Trying so. Fucking. Hard. Not to laugh.

Failing... Oh god... Oh my fucking god this is hilarious on such terribly wrong levels...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3065 on: June 06, 2012, 11:34:46 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3066 on: June 06, 2012, 01:26:30 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on June 06, 2012, 01:13:56 pm
And none of the things I have a person try could give them cancer. Still kinda perturbed by that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3067 on: June 06, 2012, 02:44:11 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on June 06, 2012, 02:13:53 pm
Ah, back in the h-game comfort zone.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3068 on: June 06, 2012, 06:45:03 pm »
Quote from: Sailol on June 06, 2012, 06:43:39 pm
if you scanned the barcodes in the waitresses heads
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3069 on: June 06, 2012, 08:33:31 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on June 06, 2012, 07:54:26 pm
damn nuns, you stopped him from achieving glory!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3070 on: June 07, 2012, 12:07:23 am »
Quote from: Truean on June 07, 2012, 12:02:11 am
Honestly though, I'm wondering if there is some crazy recent increase in hallucinogenic drugs or something? Decrease in mental health spending? Did somebody let Pauly Shore out again?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3071 on: June 07, 2012, 09:58:12 am »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on June 07, 2012, 09:38:12 am
I've got some hot little dwarves here for you, man. Straight out of Columbia. These are the good shit, not that imitation gnome shit, man."
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3072 on: June 07, 2012, 11:23:25 am »
Quote from: Frumple on June 07, 2012, 11:15:32 am
Both the kitten and myself enjoyed the process, and the dog didn't mind.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3073 on: June 07, 2012, 01:31:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3074 on: June 07, 2012, 05:30:38 pm »
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I can't grow boobs out of my ass.

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I'd watch (a bunch of Thai ladyboys saving the world like the power rangers).
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