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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757508 times)

Ehndras

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3000 on: May 31, 2012, 12:19:04 pm »
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Quote from: Ehndras on May 31, 2012, 09:35:56 am
I keep waiting for her to unzip her face and reveal Ron Jeremy in disguise

Oh god.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3001 on: May 31, 2012, 12:37:39 pm »
Quote from: Ehndras on May 31, 2012, 12:23:48 pm
she's massively Bi-Polar and has a penis that bigger than mine.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3002 on: May 31, 2012, 12:39:51 pm »
Hi, Ehndras. Welcome to the OOC thread (again?).
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3003 on: May 31, 2012, 02:15:01 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on May 31, 2012, 01:58:28 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3004 on: May 31, 2012, 03:01:32 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on May 31, 2012, 12:39:51 pm
Hi, Ehndras. Welcome to the OOC thread (again?).

Damn it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3005 on: May 31, 2012, 03:47:57 pm »
Quote from: Ehndras on May 31, 2012, 03:42:00 pm
I'd most likely commit penile-induced suicide.


You've no one to blame but yourself.  :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3006 on: May 31, 2012, 04:58:11 pm »
This one was from one of my RP Forums I like to RP in, Sonic Cyclone.

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He fight.

It was so terrible that the IC News Network made it cause a temporary "Day of Infinite Sorrow", where suicides were up ALOT, as well as a ton of people going crazy from the accursed words.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3007 on: May 31, 2012, 05:01:51 pm »
Quote from: Nega on May 31, 2012, 04:58:11 pm
This one was from one of my RP Forums I like to RP in, Sonic Cyclone.

Quote from: SuperClash
He fight.

It was so terrible that the IC News Network made it cause a temporary "Day of Infinite Sorrow", where suicides were up ALOT, as well as a ton of people going crazy from the accursed words.

I'm torn. You just gave it context, but it wasn't funny at all without context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3008 on: May 31, 2012, 05:02:16 pm »
Why was that such a bad thing, besides the not-entierly-a-full-sentence thing?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3009 on: May 31, 2012, 05:20:16 pm »
...You know, I don't really know. Why did I even bring it here?  :-[
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3010 on: May 31, 2012, 05:21:39 pm »
Quote from: Nega on May 31, 2012, 05:20:16 pm
...You know, I don't really know. Why did I even bring it here?  :-[
Because he fight.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3011 on: May 31, 2012, 09:50:52 pm »
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It's turtles all the way down.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3012 on: May 31, 2012, 11:59:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3013 on: June 01, 2012, 12:53:52 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3014 on: June 01, 2012, 01:02:14 am »
Related to the above :P


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