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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711130 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2865 on: May 11, 2012, 01:12:47 am »
Quote from: Truean on May 10, 2012, 07:37:06 pm
Hell, I'd elope or do it with a judge.

I think it works.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2866 on: May 11, 2012, 02:07:18 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2867 on: May 11, 2012, 07:25:44 am »
Quote from: fqllve on May 11, 2012, 02:51:18 am
Every time I play house it ends with a violation of the Geneva conventions.

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If gays are bad, then bacon is outlawed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2868 on: May 11, 2012, 03:06:51 pm »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on May 11, 2012, 03:05:16 pm
BUT everything you kill with it will smell fantastic.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2869 on: May 11, 2012, 04:27:50 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2870 on: May 11, 2012, 05:51:46 pm »
Quote from: Maxmurder on May 02, 2012, 11:49:12 pm
I was thinking about how catching a sponge could work and thought of a couple potential solutions.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2871 on: May 11, 2012, 09:30:46 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on May 11, 2012, 02:55:30 pm
I can't tell the difference between the happy thread and the WTF thread anymore.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2872 on: May 11, 2012, 09:35:26 pm »
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If the weather is inclement on Thursday, we'll take it on Friday. If the weather is inclement on Friday, we'll take it on Monday. And if the weather is still inclement on Monday, we'll build an ark.

^Is this OK? RL example >.>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2873 on: May 11, 2012, 09:51:27 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on May 11, 2012, 02:56:39 pm
Let's see...you have the kindly old inventor from Fraggle Rock as a bartender with Tourette's, you have a well-known porn star as a mob henchman, and you have a Scottish comedian as a total badass hitman.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2874 on: May 11, 2012, 09:53:49 pm »
Quote from: Skyrunner on May 11, 2012, 09:35:26 pm
Quote from: School principal
If the weather is inclement on Thursday, we'll take it on Friday. If the weather is inclement on Friday, we'll take it on Monday. And if the weather is still inclement on Monday, we'll build an ark.

^Is this OK? RL example >.>
Does he have a plan for if the inclement weater changes from Rain to Snow to Rain?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2875 on: May 11, 2012, 11:23:34 pm »
Quote from: Wayward Device on May 11, 2012, 07:21:08 pm
[...] you should never listen to an economist unless they're issuing proclamations from their solid gold moon palace.   
Snipped out a bit of the first part of the sentence, but I didn't cut out anything too important.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2876 on: May 12, 2012, 11:53:38 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 12, 2012, 12:19:44 am
I have been granted divine knowledge: In the year Two Thousand Sixteen, the world shall tremble as another day is inserted into the Second Month, called by the people of that time "February 29th". This unholy day shall be a Monday, named after the collective pantheon of pagan gods known in some cultures as "Mons", savage beasts captured within orbs of power, bound to the will of mighty priests and shamans. Yea, and the darkness shall spread over the land as time itself is shattered in this end of days, this "Leap-Year".
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2877 on: May 12, 2012, 03:40:45 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on May 11, 2012, 11:23:34 pm
but I didn't cut out anything too important.

And here we have Zergling on his Surgeon 101 course
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2878 on: May 12, 2012, 04:05:49 pm »
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Quote from: Tellemurius on May 12, 2012, 03:54:56 pm
speaking of beautiful women i got screwed over a booty call. now i am more ragier and madder.
You'd think that would be the optimal outcome.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2879 on: May 12, 2012, 04:08:18 pm »
That is entirely within context.
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