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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756528 times)

Truean

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Yeah, that thread kinda made me terrified of her forever.

Her awesome posts only make me wanna hang out with her more. I am neither dwarven nor child, so I figure I'm safe less in danger. :) Also, it's always good to have a metalcrafter on your side.

(Ok though guys, you know OP is gonna come around and get upset if we comment on quotes....)
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 02:15:21 pm by Truean »
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Darvi

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I like GiH. she traumatizes people and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Truean

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I like GiH. she traumatizes people and doesn't afraid of anything.

(me too, the above is quoted as a quote for purposes of this thread)
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Ehndras

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During a speech, I had a moment in which I had just said something utterly confusing and mildly entertaining. Out of context, for your pleasure:


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I guess I just wanted to express to myself that I'm conscious of the psychological civil war my mind is waging upon itself, and that I'm quite unhappy with the sheer ridiculousness of it all.
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Quote from: Yoink
You're never too old to enjoy flying body parts.  
Quote from: Vector
Ehndras, you are the prettiest man I have ever seen
Quote from: Dorsidwarf
"I am a member of Earth. I enjoy to drink the water. In Earth we have an internal skeleton."

Darvi

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When you go to sleep tonight, just remember my vital words: not having an 8:00 AM class feels like headpants.
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Ehndras

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Ooohh, I remember that!


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Let me sleep or I'll forsake your cuteness and personally fly to Hawaii to throw you into a volcano.
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Quote from: Yoink
You're never too old to enjoy flying body parts.  
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Ehndras, you are the prettiest man I have ever seen
Quote from: Dorsidwarf
"I am a member of Earth. I enjoy to drink the water. In Earth we have an internal skeleton."

Darvi

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Turn off the cameras and bring me a bucket of water big enough to fit his head in

Why yes, I saw that edit MD.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Navy fucking blue was his fucking idea, for the same fucking reason. At least he chose a military colour, not CORNfuckingFLOWER blue!

Enough of this shit. I tried to accommodate you deviant bastards, but no more. I went into the darkling theme, looked for myself, and decided that the colour of your dried blood is the most readable solution for both. I am the bloody Emperor, so blood it will bloody be. If anyone doesn't like it, they can highlight it with the bloody mouse, or ignore it, or change themes, or stick rusty nails into their fucking eyeballs for all I care. This fucking conversation is over.

I was tempted to just use the first part, but the entire thing had me laughing so much I had to quote it all.

Darvi

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<Haggle> tobad this game doesn't have a rubbing action, i would rub myself to hard
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C****RSHIP: euphemisms are for roody poos
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First you must get a cat and a three-toed sloth. Lock them all in a room with a mechanics workshop and watch the magic happen.
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Truean

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Kobolds have teeth.  Go at it!

Ann Romney: ‘Unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out’

Dragon breeding is a-go!

My only solution would be to slather this liquid over the entire shoreline, so that any time they beach, they get infected and explode.
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The kinda human wreckage that you love

Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
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00:13 - [In] Vert~~~~~~: sweeping you off your feet won't work here will it
00:13 - Conchita~: No
00:13 - Conchita~: sorry

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00:14 - [In] Vert~~~~~~: ochi help I don't know anything about romance
00:14 - [In] Vert~~~~~~: you'll have to show me how it's done o3o
*Later*
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00:15 - Conchita~: But seriously I dont know if that stuff would work
00:15 - [In] Vert~~~~~~: totally would
00:15 - Conchita~: I've never experienced romance
00:15 - [In] Vert~~~~~~: on me anyways ;D
Just a normal conversation with vertigon.
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