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[Gunner-Chan]

Quick choke it to death, choke that chicken as hard and as fast as you can!

[Shakerag]

I don't sit around all day in front of my computer wiping cheeto fingers on my underwear pondering ways to ignore you.

[Darvi]

Considering I just spent $35 on a two-pack of HP cartridges for a five year old printer, that would have to be some damn good sauce.

[Truean]

The best part: The babies didn't drown.

It's a dwarf.  Their natural habitat is "trapped on the wrong side of a wall".

Yes, but dragons take 1,000 years to reach full size, and the relation of egglayers with the missing CHILD tag brings to question if they breed at all.

what do mayors DO that sobriety is so terrible for?

Chatting with wood in a low oxygen environment is not productive, and hazardous to your health.

[Shakerag]

Can you imagine a blue toaster? It would look totally ridiculous.

[Phantom of The Library]

Darn it, you beat me to it.

[Truean]

It's like that vacuum cleaner from Brave Little Toaster, except he put on a suit and tie and turned into a creeper.

[Taco Dan]

1:54 PM - Yuuko: I'm running out of strippers

[Flying Dice]

Child hookers make everything better.

[freeformschooler]

C****RSHIP: someone re-captioned it
C****RSHIP: now it says face psalm

Wait, wait, wait:

C****RSHIP: i enjoy threatening conservatives and straight people by existing

[Descan]

I like that guy. Who is he!~

[applesauce machine]

Awesome, that's-- wait no that's the adjective he is. Speaking of which, here's another one from him:

we need to evlove into the point of retractable clevage

Though he does have a point there that I agree with.

[Darvi]

I guess as war strategies go, attempting to seduce them with culture and attractive artists isn't a bad one.

[Truean]

I wear pants when I'm bringing commandments from god.

It's my thing.

We might have a reason to put the mother with infant somewhere, and cause trauma to both of them, then put the psychologically damaged baby into the training chamber.

What's the goal of the magma mist?  Is de-fattification still a desirable procedure?

Dwarven children never lash out.  Their role is on the receiving end of punishment, to train their dodging, endurance, and build up a layer of fashionable scar tissue.

You are objectively the worst person in the history of forever.

I love you, have my babies and train them to be implacable killing machines via this method.

Kogan Logemikal is one year old, and has been sequestered into a small bedroom that he has been told contains ponies, sunshine, and rainbows.  It does not....

throwing babies into a pit with crazed dogs will be considered a beneficial concept.


...

Seriously, though. This is an awesome idea.

Coincidentally, I also had a cat problem.  I pitted them all into the same 1x1, and they all killed each other except one, who is gigantic and bears many scars.  I like this cat.

It's like regular childcare, except with more dogs, and less care. 

A good pair of teeth and they're out biting limbs off.

A 1x1 room would allow for maximum child desecration

(Holy shit, that thread and especially Girlinhat could sustain this thread forever)

[RedKing]

Yeah, that thread kinda made me terrified of her forever.