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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761119 times)

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2490 on: February 18, 2012, 09:41:29 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on February 18, 2012, 09:38:06 pm
Like all the best love stories, it began with violence and kidnapping.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2491 on: February 19, 2012, 06:27:10 am »
Quote from: Someone in the comments section for a fanfiction
I would've written it as having them menstruate toenails and shoe polish, but yours works too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2492 on: February 19, 2012, 06:28:53 am »
Quote from: lawastooshort on February 18, 2012, 05:59:36 pm
If Crocket is out-voted, he must travel for 1d6 turns in the direction of Texas, or suffer a -2 penalty to combat rolls
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2493 on: February 19, 2012, 12:10:13 pm »
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18:09 - freeformschooler: the noodle pile doesn't stop from getting taller
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2494 on: February 19, 2012, 05:06:08 pm »
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the only piece missing was a horse to do :/
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2495 on: February 19, 2012, 10:12:19 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 19, 2012, 09:25:27 pm
Something on the scale of Necro910 giving birth I'd imagine.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2496 on: February 19, 2012, 10:21:07 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on February 19, 2012, 10:18:57 pm
Tiruin, why do you spoiler OOC stuff in the OOC thread?
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2497 on: February 20, 2012, 03:34:39 am »
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Whatsamagiga: It would be cooperative team-based shooter portal utilisation and zombie apocalypse simulator set in the Half-Life universe.
Whatsamagiga: Portal4FortressLife 3: Episode 2
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2498 on: February 20, 2012, 09:03:55 am »
Quote from: Siquo on February 20, 2012, 08:58:48 am
If anything gets the ladies, it's your professor in a lickable seethrough candy suit.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2499 on: February 20, 2012, 07:54:13 pm »
Quote from: kaenneth on February 20, 2012, 07:48:16 pm
protip: do not put aborted fetuses into a juicer.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2500 on: February 21, 2012, 02:25:40 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 21, 2012, 02:15:52 am
Where the hell are you finding all these sharks in mid-Michigan?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2501 on: February 21, 2012, 03:03:10 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on February 21, 2012, 03:01:28 am
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2502 on: February 21, 2012, 03:03:51 am »
Quote from: Darvi on February 21, 2012, 03:03:10 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on February 21, 2012, 03:01:28 am
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Oh, come on, now. I got that from Futurama!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2503 on: February 21, 2012, 03:04:41 am »
Like I would know.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2504 on: February 21, 2012, 08:32:36 am »
Quote from: Max White on February 21, 2012, 03:38:14 am
I don't see the problem with drinking fetus smoothies
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.
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