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[The Merchant Of Menace]

<Raidonrai>: Don't mind Ante.
<Raidonrai>: He wishes he was a woman.

<Sheez>: Ante, you would make the dreamiest man

[RedKing]

There can be nothing better than floppy blue dongs.

[FuzzyZergling]

I kinda expected to see them tossing a Tibetan around.

[Darvi]

<Raidonrai>: Don't mind Ante.
<Raidonrai>: He wishes he was a woman.

<Sheez>: Ante, you would make the dreamiest man

I wonder what this says about you.

[Truean]

<Raidonrai>: Don't mind Ante.
<Raidonrai>: He wishes he was a woman.

<Sheez>: Ante, you would make the dreamiest man

I wonder what this says about you.

She's tolerant of the transpeoples? Yay!

Also:

I should stick a pair of arm floaties in the glove compartment or something, just in case I ever drive off a bridge.

Redking is awesome and I completely empathize with his inability to swim. [hugs]

[Vector]

Fuck, me too.  Of the many things I am terrible at, swimming is probably number 1.

[Truean]

Fuck, me too.  Of the many things I am terrible at, swimming is probably number 1.

Ironically, I can swim and even lifeguard, but I hate swimsuits.

So to review, I'll save the drowning people, while pissed about what I'm wearing to do it.

[Aklyon]

Fuck, me too.  Of the many things I am terrible at, swimming is probably number 1.

Ironically, I can swim and even lifeguard, but I hate swimsuits.

So to review, I'll save the drowning people, while pissed about what I'm wearing to do it.

You could save them while nude instead.

[Truean]

Fuck, me too.  Of the many things I am terrible at, swimming is probably number 1.

Ironically, I can swim and even lifeguard, but I hate swimsuits.

So to review, I'll save the drowning people, while pissed about what I'm wearing to do it.

You could save them while nude instead.

1/31/2012:
"Local lifeguard attempts to save drowning man while nude. All spectators willingly suffocate. Film at 11."

2/1/2012:
"Local news station broadcast kills all viewers. Lifeguard drafted into army propaganda unit."

2/2/2012:
"America begins television donation program to 'pacify belligerent nations.' "

[Aklyon]

That was not at all the responce I'd expected.

[Truean]

That was not at all the response I'd expected.

Then, my work is complete.

[Levi]

I can dogpaddle and back float like a champ.

I don't like getting water in my oversized nose or my eyes so I can't dive or swim fast though.

[Dermonster]

Hahaha yeah this thread is gonna sink like a rock if it don't stop.

I can kinda deal with one or two comments to a quote, but we've gone to seven. [/hardass]

[Darvi]

Eight, with yours.

[Phantom of The Library]

Now it's ten counting comments on the comments comments.