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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760731 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2325 on: January 13, 2012, 09:31:37 pm »
Quote from: Shook on January 13, 2012, 05:52:46 pm
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2326 on: January 13, 2012, 09:33:05 pm »
Better I guess? It's not really that good of a quote, but it's not discussion or just plain wrong so it's okay.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2327 on: January 14, 2012, 09:57:43 am »
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14:48 - [DFC]Inteuniso: and if a woman swallows semen
14:48 - [DFC]Inteuniso: she will have a less problematic pregnancy
14:55 - [DFC]Inteuniso: too much will make her susceptible to illness

14:59 - [DFC]Inteuniso: explaining to my parents why I looked up "benificial effects of semen

« Last Edit: January 14, 2012, 10:00:21 am by Cheese »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2328 on: January 14, 2012, 06:43:14 pm »
Quote from: Phantom of The Library on January 14, 2012, 06:39:54 pm
Hey, why is no option for those of us that like chocolate milk better!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2329 on: January 14, 2012, 10:24:33 pm »
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I think these might be Oscar Schindler brand greataxes, they're kinda lacking in greatness

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2330 on: January 14, 2012, 10:38:04 pm »
Pippin: The salted pork is quite good.
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[NobodyPro]: *sigh* Yes, there eating salted Orc.[/sarcasm]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2331 on: January 15, 2012, 01:24:19 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2332 on: January 15, 2012, 08:35:49 am »
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<DigitalHellhound> Nazis are always excellent!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2333 on: January 15, 2012, 08:47:19 am »
Quote from: Garath on January 15, 2012, 08:07:41 am
Water is for sick people and criminals
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2334 on: January 15, 2012, 09:56:12 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2335 on: January 15, 2012, 06:05:22 pm »
Hey you know the title.
You're supposed to look at it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2336 on: January 15, 2012, 06:23:22 pm »
I dunno, I don't think quotes are necessarily made bad by being NSFW.  They're made bad if the only reason they're supposedly "funny" is because someone said boobs or whatever.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2337 on: January 15, 2012, 09:28:08 pm »
Quote from: Powder Miner on January 15, 2012, 06:05:22 pm
Hey you know the title.
You're supposed to look at it.

Quote from: RedKing on January 15, 2012, 09:56:12 am
Quote from: eerr on January 13, 2012, 12:43:59 am
high-distance boobs.

Quote from: dermonster on September 06, 2010, 05:02:46 pm
There are to be no quotes specifically involving the crotch/ass region. This results in an angry Derm, an angrier ToadyOne, and a locked thread. Nobody wants that. So keep your fetishistic crap to yourself.

I don't see the problem here...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2338 on: January 15, 2012, 09:31:53 pm »
Quote from: Cheese on January 14, 2012, 09:57:43 am
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14:48 - [DFC]Inteuniso: and if a woman swallows semen
14:48 - [DFC]Inteuniso: she will have a less problematic pregnancy
14:55 - [DFC]Inteuniso: too much will make her susceptible to illness

14:59 - [DFC]Inteuniso: explaining to my parents why I looked up "benificial effects of semen

Preeetty sure there's a problem here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2339 on: January 15, 2012, 09:34:04 pm »
Yes, there is a problem there, but not with FD's quoted one.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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